Naruto looks dead straight at the Uchiha sitting in front of him, and pulls the sexiest face he can make;

"I will speak French between your legs.” He whispers sexily, wiggling his eyebrows.

Sasuke looks dead straight at Naruto. “…what, you going to whisper bonjour to my dick?” Sasuke says with the straightest face.

constant headache- joyce manor- just a really important part of my life and figuring out who and what i was was during my joyce manor days

king of the beach- wavves- a timeless memory of a road trip with one of my best friends of all time

the big sleep- streetlight manifesto- again, memories of who i used to be an just kinda getting to where i am now; even if the memories arent the best theyre what made me me 

we were sad but now we’re rebuilding- bear vs shark- the oldest one on this list, a memorial to a friend i really needed at what was probably the worst point in my life

1. Shikamaru

2. Rock Lee

3. Kakashi

4. The bug guy.

Lol i have been laughing all this time, receiving messages from NH/H fans insulting me and that is fine, because that just proves further what you are, but being called a fake naruto fan due to the fact I said I am not a NaruHina supporter and I find her too extra sometimes to the story? OH HELL NO! As soon as I laid my eyes to this effing message I was so angry, but you know what? You simply don’t deserve anyone’s attention anymore. I was raised to express my opinion freely to the world without worrying if others will accept me/my beliefs and I will keep being like that, and respect other people’s personal opinions. This is called democracy, you should try it sometime. :) I just cannot comprehend why can’t you support what you support for yourselves and when you see and anti or a person that is simply not a fanatic, you bite their heads off. You should understand that there is no “correct” opinion and that the so-called correct opinion is undoubtedly theirs because they must be right.

Why are you so simply minded? I mean, I have never seen a SNS fan INSULTING NH/SS fans. However, as intellectuals, we have undeniable proof and arguments. 

Last but not least, the part of you- you know very well who you are- calling me a “fake fan”, made me really angry and slightly sad/disappointed to be honest, because I am the type of fan that thinks of other members of the fandom as family and not as little snakes ready to poison you with their venom. I was ready to make an argument to show you why I think I am a real fan, but in the end I realized that it does not matter,I already know in my heart and that’s enough, it’s fine.

You may not respect others’ opinions because you believe that only one opinion can be the ‘correct’ ,is yours, because you have biases against certain opinions. 

Naruto loves to spam Sasuke with selfies on SnapChat during his college lectures - and his phone’s silent button is broken, so every five seconds is just sounds from the app and an exasperated groan from Sasuke.

Sasuke decided to block Naruto on SnapChat until he promised not to spam him.