#nanickie

Nancy: Where have you guys been?

Robin: Oh, we got kidnapped again.

Jonathan: What?!

Vickie: Again?!

Nancy: How did you escape?

Robin: Oh, we didn't. We annoyed them so much, they let us go.

Steve: I don't know why they were so freaked out when I asked if we got to stay there rent-free.

Nancy: How many times does this happen?!

Steve and Robin: Ugh, too many.

Steve: I don't know why everyone is so obsessed with us.

Robin: You think one day someone's going to keep us?

Vickie and Nancy: Robin!

Steve: *crossing his fingers* Here's hoping.

Jonathan: I don't like how calm you're being about this.

Robin going Hawkins Memorial Hospital to find both her girlfriends wearing her favourite outfit (she’s definitely internally freaking out just a teeeeeeenie bit)

I love Max and her three Moms. ❤️

Steve: You ever been with a man who's fought a giant spider and been to another world?

Jonathan: *amused* Yeah, I have and so have you.

Steve: *blinking in surprise* Shit, seriously? Who?

Jonathan: *struggling not to laugh* Me, Steve, you're with me. We're married.

Steve: Oh. Damn. Is this what it feels like to win the lottery?

Jonathan: How much did you and Robin drink?

Steve: What's it to ya, handsome?. . .are you single?

Jonathan: *laughing* No, I have a husband.

Steve: Goddamnit. Lucky bastard.

Jonathan: Let's get you to bed.

Steve: No! I'm married! I have a husband and he'll kick your ass!

Steve slapped his hands away and fell to the floor. Jonathan sighed, wondering if Nancy and Vickie were having a better time with Robin.

Meanwhile. . .

Robin: You babes ever been with a babe who's been to another world and fought a giant spider before?

Vickie: *laughing* Robin, we're married.

Robin: Damn, the good ones always are.

Nancy: Let's get you to bed.

Robin: No! My wives will kick your ass. . .well, Vickie would apologize while doing it but she'll still do it!

Vickie: *beaming* Hi gorgeous.

Robin: There's a spider, isn't there?

Vickie: Maybe I just wanted to wrap my entire body around you. Did you ever think about that?

Robin: How big is it?

Vickie: *eyes wide* It's fucking huge, Robin. Nance is attempting to capture it and take it outside.

Robin: This is the only reason you're dating us, isn't it? To protect you from the spiders?

Vickie: *laughing* You got me.

Robin laughed and kissed her. BOOM! There was a loud crashing sound, and then Nancy let out a string of curses.

Jonathan: I didn't know you had a cat.

Steve: *sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose* It's because she fucking doesn't.

" - Traffic was so crazy and so was work. I can't believe I missed it. I finally made it to the party, though. I'm finally here even though it's totally last-minute. Hi!"

"Don't worry, babe," Robin said. "Jonathan got it on tape."

"I guess you took the long road to get here," Nancy said with a teasing grin at Vickie.

"No, I took the right road, it's just there was an - oh, you're messing with me," Vickie said.

"Yeah, babe," Nancy said grinning at Robin, who playfully glared at her. "I am totally messing with you, Vick. I'm glad you finally made it."