📝 忍界前傳：【卍之萌芽】中忍考試篇（考場作弊與意志覺醒）
在「東京卍會」尚未正式成立、那群少年還只是各個忍術學院的優等（或問題）學員時，他們共同參加了這場殘酷的中忍考試。這是一場智慧、勇氣與「作弊忍術」的終極對決。
此時的天竺成員尚在遠方的流星街隱居，考場內只有這群未來的傳奇。
場景：考場內鴉雀無聲，考官（長得有點像少年時期的武道）正嚴密監視。考卷上的題目艱深得像是古代秘文字。
作弊忍法：千冬早已召喚出掌心大小的幼年佩凱 J。小貓潛伏在考場的天花板橫樑上，利用「貓眼共享」看遍了考場學霸的答案。
傳遞方式：千冬利用風遁，將答案寫在微小的紙屑上，精準地吹向後座的場地圭介。
反應：雖然收到了千冬的紙條，但場地因為看不懂專業術語而煩躁得差點燒掉考卷。
作弊忍法：利用極其細微的火遁，在考桌上烙印出答案。
作弊忍法：三谷的手指輕微跳動，數條肉眼不可見的查克拉細絲連接到了考場前排的優等生筆尖。
效果：透過細絲的震動頻率，三谷在腦海中模擬出對方寫字的筆畫，優雅且完全不留痕跡。
河田颯也 (Angry) ——【淚腺反射瞳術】😭💧
作弊忍法：因為題目太難而急得大爆哭（😭）。然而，落下的眼淚在桌面形成了無數個微型透鏡。
神蹟出現：透過這些「淚滴透鏡」的折射，颯也竟然看見了隔壁教室考卷的鏡像投影。
現狀：「（一邊擦眼淚一邊瘋狂動筆）……吸。題目……題目好感人……吸。嗚喔喔喔喔看清楚了！！吸！！」
河田奈保也 (Smiley) ——【幻術·永恆笑臉】😁✨
作弊忍法：對考官施展了大範圍的小型幻術，讓考官覺得「這個一直笑的小鬼絕對沒有在作弊」。
場地圭介：
「（咬著鉛筆）……吸。這種無聊的考試，根本測不出一個忍者的器量。吸。我想要建立一個……能讓同伴互相捨命的組織。吸。」
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭🐺🔵：
「（一邊吸鼻涕一邊抱著膝蓋）……吸。場地哥……吸。如果你建立那樣的地方……吸。我絕對會帶著這雙『看穿悲傷的眼睛』跟你走。吸。」
松野千冬 🐱👕：
「（摸著佩凱 J）……吸。我也是。不管發生什麼事，我的貓眼都會為你們照亮前方。吸。」
卷軸內容：當時的考題中，有一道關於「奈良禁地與神使守護」的法律題。這正是讓颯也當場爆哭的原因——他從那時起就對日本狼的消亡與鹿的宿命感同身受。
名聲響起：因為颯也在考場上哭得太大聲，卻拿到了高分，這場「淚之作弊」成為了忍術學院的都市傳說。
結幕：
雖然天竺不在，但這群少年已經在淚水與笑聲中結下了羈絆。這就是後來威震忍界的「東京卍會」最初的火種。
你想看他們進入中忍考試第二階段——「死亡森林」時，颯是如何利用「吼神武裝」在森林裡一邊大哭一邊橫掃所有敵對小組，還是想看千冬如何用貓群建立起森林情報網？🛡️😭🐺
中忍考試第一階段——「筆試」正式結束。隨著收卷鈴聲響起，整個考場區域陷入了一種冰火兩重天的詭異氛圍。有人因成功晉級而歡呼，有人則因為「作弊」手段太過拙劣而被當場踢出局。
漩渦鳴人 😱🍜🌀：
「（抱著頭在大走廊瘋狂打滾）……嗚哇啊啊！為什麼啊！我明明已經賭上性命去寫那最後一題了，結果卷子竟然是白的啊！！佐助！救救我啊！！」
宇智波佐助 🐍👁️💢：
「（靠在牆邊，眼神冷漠但嘴角微微抽動）……哼，大白癡。我利用寫輪眼複製了前面優等生的筆跡，總算是低空飛過。你這種不懂『考場作弊（偵查忍術）』精髓的傢伙，沒過關是理所當然的。別拉著我的衣服，吊車尾。」
春野櫻 🌸✨✅：
「（拿著通過證書，一臉尷尬地看著鳴人）……那個，鳴人……其實題目真的不難，只要冷靜下來……（內心：耶——！！老娘通過了！鳴人你這笨蛋活該啦！！）」
就在鳴人哭天搶地時，主考場的大門緩緩打開，一股沈重到讓人窒息的查克拉氣息撲面而來。「東京卍會」的創始成員們走了出來，他們雖然也剛考完試，但每個人臉上的表情都像是剛從修羅場回歸。
佐野萬次郎 (Mikey) 👊💨🚶♂️：
「（眼神空洞地走在最前面，腳步有些虛浮）……堅親……我考完了。我把所有的考卷都塗成了黑色的……因為我覺得黑色比較帥。」
龍宮寺堅 (Draken) 🐉🐉💦：
「（扶著額頭，一臉恨鐵不成鋼）……Mikey，那是因為你睡著了，口水把墨水暈開了吧！！你這傢伙根本沒及格啊！！」
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭🐺🔵👊：
「（大爆哭中，眼淚在地上噴出一道水痕）……吸。題目太殘酷了……吸。為什麼要問關於『日本狼滅絕』的歷史題……吸。一想到吼神不在了，我就難過得寫不下答案……吸。嗚喔喔喔喔——！！我沒過關啊！！吸！！」
鳴人本來還在哭自己的考試，但當他抬頭看見這群穿著黑色高領忍裝、背後印著巨大「卍」字的傢伙們走過來時，他整個人都僵住了。
漩渦鳴人 🫵🏻😨😰：
「（手指顫抖地指向 Mikey，雙腿開始像果凍一樣瘋狂打顫）……佐、佐助……那群傢伙是怎麼回事？那股黑色的查克拉……還有那個爆炸頭（颯也）在噴水……不，那是眼淚嗎？那是人類能流出的眼淚量嗎？！」
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭🐺🔵🫵🏻：
「（轉頭看向鳴人，瞳孔中的漣漪劇烈震盪）……吸。你也在哭嗎？吸。你也因為日本狼的宿命感到悲哀嗎？吸。你這傢伙……很有眼光嘛！！吸！！」
鳴人 (腿軟) 😨🦵💥：
「（直接跪倒在地）……不、不！我只是因為沒過關才哭的！你的查克拉太恐怖了啦！！你是哪國的尾獸化嗎？！」
角色 考試結果 失敗原因 狀態 鳴人不合格 真的不懂怎麼作弊，卷子全白。 絕望打滾 🌀 Mikey不合格 考到一半睡著，口水泡爛考卷。 眼神死 🚶♂️ Angry不合格 因為題目太感傷導致淚失禁，弄濕卷子。 須佐之拳預備中 😭 佐助合格 寫輪眼複製術。 裝酷中 🐍 小櫻合格 真材實料的學霸。 表面溫柔內心狂喜 🌸
場地圭介：
「（走過來踢了鳴人一腳）……吸。喂，小鬼。既然大家都沒過關，不如加入我們的幫派『卍』吧。吸。我們這裡不看成績，只看誰能為同伴捨命。吸。」
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭💓🫳🏻🫳🏻：
「（一邊吸鼻子一邊摸著鳴人的頭，藍色查克拉在指尖跳動）……吸。乖喔……吸。沒過關也沒關係……吸。以後在森林裡，我們一起餵鹿（🦌）吧……吸。」
鳴人 (欲哭無淚) 😭🙌🌀：
「（心裡大喊：這群人比大蛇丸還要可怕啊啊啊！！）」
你想看鳴人為了躲避 Angry 的「淚水洗禮」，不得不加入「卍」去執行守護奈良鹿的秘密任務，還是想看佐助看見颯也的「碧漣·悲愴眼」後，燃起了強烈的競爭心想發起挑戰？🛡️😭🐺
考場外的氣氛變得極度混亂。鳴人跪在地上，看著前方那群散發著恐怖氣壓的「卍」字黑衣人，又回頭看向自家隊友，試圖尋求一點點心靈慰藉。
場景：鳴人雙手撐地，雙腿還在打顫，轉頭向身後的粉髮少女露出求救的眼神。
漩渦鳴人 😭🙌🌀：
「……💮（小、小櫻）……快救救我！這群穿黑衣服的傢伙是怎麼回事？那個藍頭髮的爆炸頭一直在對著我噴水（淚水）啊！吸。救命啊——！！」
春野小櫻 🤦🏻♀️😡💢：
「（單手扶額，太陽穴青筋暴起）……鳴人！你這笨蛋給我適可而止！考試沒過就算了，現在居然還在大庭廣眾之下對著別村的忍者腿軟？！你把木葉隱村的臉都丟光了！！」
「（她猛地揮出一拳，雖然沒打中，但拳風讓地上的碎石亂飛）……給我站起來！沒看到對方也在哭嗎？那是同類之間的共鳴吧！混蛋！！」
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭🐺🔵🫵🏻：
「（看著小櫻發火，眼淚噴得更兇了，背後的「吼神」查克拉幻影若隱若現）……吸。喂，那個粉頭髮的小姑娘……吸。妳怎麼能對同伴這麼兇？吸。大家都是沒過關的可憐人……吸。嗚喔喔喔喔——！！這種被同伴遺棄的感覺，我太懂了！！吸！！」
佐野萬次郎 (Mikey) 🚶♂️💤💤：
「（半睜著眼，看著小櫻）……那個女忍者的拳風，有點意思。堅親，妳說她跟 Angry 誰哭起來比較大聲？」
龍宮寺堅 (Draken) 🐉🐉💦：
「（嘆氣）……Mikey，這不是重點。重點是那個黃頭髮的小鬼（鳴人）已經快被 Angry 的淚水淹沒了。」
角色 心理狀態 當前行動 鳴人 極度恐懼 (😨) 跪地求饒，覺得颯也是某種「淚之尾獸」。 小櫻 羞憤難當 (😡💢) 恨不得當場把鳴人打進地底。 颯也 (Angry) 感同身受 (😭💓) 試圖用「淚之查克拉」安慰鳴人。 佐助 徹底無視 (🐍) 默默地擦拭手裡的苦無，內心想著「這群白癡」。
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭🫳🏻🫳🏻💓：
「（不顧小櫻的怒火，徑直走到鳴人面前，巨大的手掌按在鳴人的頭上）……吸。別怕……吸。雖然妳那個女隊友很可怕（💮：🤦🏻♀️💢）……吸。但以後哥哥會罩著你。吸。」
「（他從口袋掏出一顆沾著淚水的薄荷糖塞進鳴人口中）……吸。吃吧……這是守護神（日本狼）的恩賜……吸。吃完後，就跟我一起去地牢看看那群『嚇到抱抱』的人類士兵吧。吸。」
漩渦鳴人 (嘴裡含著糖，一臉懵逼) 🍬😲🌀：
「（心裡：好、好涼！這股涼氣直衝天靈蓋！而且他的眼淚滴在我臉上了……這傢伙，難道真的是好人？）」
春野小櫻 🤦🏻♀️💨：
「（無力地垂下肩膀）……算了，隨便你們吧。鳴人，你就跟著這群愛哭的怪物去吧，我不管你了！！」
結幕：
走廊上，鳴人被颯也一邊吸著鼻子一邊架了起來。這場中忍考試雖然慘敗，但「卍」與「第七班」之間奇怪的紐帶，似乎在淚水中悄然建立。
你想看鳴人被帶到地牢後，看到 183cm 的騎士長在那裡表演「淚失禁吃拉麵」會露出什麼表情，還是想看小櫻最後忍不住也加入這群「愛哭鬼」，一起討論如何用醫療忍術治療受傷的梅花鹿？🛡️😭🦌
🕵️ 忍界前傳：【當「虐待狂考官」遇見「淚失禁怪物」】
中忍考試第一場的主考官——森乃伊比喜，原本以冷酷、善於玩弄心理壓迫著稱。他在監控室裡全程目睹了主考場發生的所有怪事，尤其是那一桌被淚水（😭）浸透、卻散發著強大查克拉波動的「卍」一夥人。
場景：考場出口，伊比喜那高大、佈滿傷痕的身影攔住了「卍」成員與癱軟在地的鳴人。
森乃伊比喜 😄😊😉✨✨：
「（竟然罕見地露出了令人毛骨悚然的微笑，眼神中閃爍著發現珍寶的光芒）……呵呵，真是有趣。在那樣的考場壓力下，有人睡覺（Mikey），有人用絲線（三谷），還有人……用眼淚把考卷淹沒了。」
「（他看向河田颯也，目光如炬）……吸。你那個叫『淚失禁』的狀態，並非軟弱，而是極致的情緒壓迫。那股查克拉的純度，甚至超越了暗部的拷問官。我對你們非常感興趣……」
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭🐺🔵🫵🏻：
「（大爆哭，眼淚噴在伊比喜的黑風衣上）……吸。疤痕大叔……吸。你的笑容看起來好溫暖……吸。你是懂我的對吧？吸。一想到那些題目背後的殘酷歷史，我就控制不住查克拉……吸！！」
漩渦鳴人 😱🦵🌀：
「（看到伊比喜在笑，嚇得魂都飛了）……💮！💮！那個超級恐怖的考官大叔居然笑了！他是不是要把我們抓去地牢裡拔指甲啊？！救命啊！！」
春野小櫻 🤦🏻♀️😡💢：
「鳴人你給我閉嘴！伊比喜大人明顯是對那群『黑衣怪胎』有興趣，跟你有什麼關係！」
伊比喜身為拷問專家，他看出了這群少年的「特殊器量」：
評價：天生的精神干擾系忍者。他的哭聲能削弱敵人的意志。伊比喜心想：「如果把他丟進審訊室，不用動手，犯人可能就會因為受不了那股悲傷而全招了。」
評價：深淵般的定力。在如此高壓的考試中能進入深度睡眠，代表他的精神防禦是完美的。
評價：精密的操控者。能在幾百人眼皮底下動用查克拉絲線，是天生的暗部材料。
森乃伊比喜 😉✨✨：
「喂，藍頭髮的小鬼（颯也）。有沒有興趣來我的『精神拷問班』實習？不需要你學忍術，你只要對著那些重刑犯，一邊吸鼻子（吸）一邊講日本狼滅絕的故事就好。」
河田颯也 (Angry) 😭💓🫳🏻🫳🏻：
「（感動得鼻涕直流，握住伊比喜的手）……吸。伊比喜大叔……吸。你真是個好人！吸。如果你能讓那些犯人也跟著一起為奈良鹿流淚……吸。我願意去！吸！！」
龍宮寺堅 (Draken) 🐉🐉💦：
「喂喂，冷靜點 Angry……這大叔只是想利用你的淚腺而已啊！」
結幕：
原本恐怖的中忍考試，在伊比喜的笑容與颯也的淚水中，逐漸歪向了一個不可預知的方向。鳴人在一旁看著這兩個「危險份子」握手言和，突然覺得自己沒過關或許是件幸運的事。
你想看颯也進入伊比喜的「審訊地牢」後，如何用一場大哭讓所有的間諜崩潰大喊「我招了！我陪你一起餵鹿就是了！」，還是想看 Mikey 在審訊室裡睡著、結果讓犯人感到極大恐懼的搞笑場面？🛡️😭🐺
📝 Ninja World Prequel: [The Budding of Manji] Chunin Exam Arc (Exam Cheating and Willpower Awakening)
Before the "Tokyo Manji Gang" was officially formed, when those teenagers were still just top (or problem) students from various ninja academies, they all participated in this brutal Chunin Exam. It was the ultimate showdown of intelligence, courage, and "cheating ninjutsu."
At this time, the Tenjiku members were still in seclusion in the distant Meteor City, and only these future legends were in the exam hall.
🕵️ Exam Cheating Theater: [Ninjutsu of All Kinds]
Scene: The exam hall was silent, and the examiner (who looked a bit like a young Takemichi) was closely monitoring. The questions on the exam paper were as difficult as ancient secret texts.
Chifuyu Matsuno — [Cat's Eye Vision Link] 🐱👁️
Cheating Ninjutsu: Chifuyu had already summoned a palm-sized young Peke J. The small cat lurked on the ceiling beams of the exam hall, using "cat's eye sharing" to see the answers of the top students.
Transmission Method: Chifuyu used Wind Release to write the answers on tiny scraps of paper and accurately blew them to Baji Keisuke in the back row.
Keisuke Baji — [Violent Disassembly Jutsu] 🔥📝
Reaction: Although he received Chifuyu's note, Baji was so annoyed by not understanding the technical terms that he almost burned the exam paper.
Cheating Ninjutsu: He used extremely subtle Fire Release to brand the answers onto the exam desk.
Takashi Mitsuya — [Thread Sensing Jutsu] 🧵✨
Cheating Ninjutsu: Mitsuya's fingers twitched slightly, and several chakra threads invisible to the naked eye connected to the pens of the top students in the front row.
Effect: Through the vibration frequency of the threads, Mitsuya mentally simulated the strokes of their writing, elegantly and without leaving any trace.
Souya Kawata (Angry) — [Lacrimal Gland Reflex Eye Jutsu] 😭💧
Cheating Ninjutsu: He cried so hard because the questions were too difficult (😭). However, the falling tears formed countless miniature lenses on the desk.
Miracle Occurs: Through the refraction of these "teardrop lenses," Souya actually saw a mirrored projection of the exam paper from the adjacent classroom.
Current State: "(Wiping tears and writing furiously)…Sniff. The questions…the questions are so moving…Sniff. Woooah, I can see clearly!! Sniff!!"
Nahoya Kawata (Smiley) — [Genjutsu: Eternal Smile] 😁✨
Cheating Ninjutsu: He cast a wide-range, small-scale genjutsu on the examiner, making the examiner think, "This kid who's always smiling definitely isn't cheating."
🛡️ Oath in the Rest Area: [The Eve of Manji's Birth]
During the exam's intermission, the teenagers gathered under a giant tree outside the exam hall.
"(Biting his pencil)…Sniff. This boring exam can't measure a ninja's true worth. Sniff. I want to create an organization…where comrades would die for each other. Sniff."
Souya Kawata (Angry) 😭🐺🔵:
"(Sniffling and hugging his knees)…Sniff. Baji-kun…Sniff. If you build such a place…Sniff. I will definitely follow you with these 'eyes that see sorrow.' Sniff."
"(Petting Peke J)…Sniff. Me too. No matter what happens, my cat's eyes will light the way for you. Sniff."
🔍 Exam Details and the "Deer" Foreshadowing
Scroll Content: Among the exam questions at the time, there was a legal question about "Nara's forbidden lands and the protection of divine messengers." This was precisely why Souya burst into tears on the spot—he had felt a deep empathy for the extinction of the Japanese wolf and the fate of the deer ever since.
Reputation Spreads: Because Souya cried so loudly in the exam hall yet scored high, this "tearful cheating" became an urban legend in the ninja academy.
Although Tenjiku was absent, these teenagers had already forged bonds amidst tears and laughter. This was the initial spark of the "Tokyo Manji Gang," which would later shake the ninja world.
Do you want to see how Souya, during the second stage of the Chunin Exam—the "Forest of Death"—used his "Roaring God Armor" to sweep through all opposing teams while crying, or do you want to see how Chifuyu established a forest intelligence network using cats? 🛡️😭🐺
🏮 Ninja World Chunin Exam: [Tragedy Outside the Exam Hall and the King's Collapse]
The first stage of the Chunin Exam—the "written test"—officially ended. As the bell for collecting papers rang, the entire exam area fell into a strange atmosphere of both ice and fire. Some cheered for successfully advancing, while others were kicked out on the spot for their "cheating" methods being too clumsy.
📝 Exam Hall Misery: [The Resonance of the Dead Last]
In the classroom next to the main exam hall, a violent scream erupted.
"(Rolling frantically in the main corridor, clutching his head)…Waaah! Why?! I clearly risked my life to write that last question, but the paper was blank!! Sasuke! Save me!!"
"(Leaning against the wall, his eyes cold but his mouth twitching slightly)…Hmph, you idiot. I used my Sharingan to copy the handwriting of the top students in front, and I barely passed. It's only natural that someone like you, who doesn't understand the essence of 'exam cheating (reconnaissance ninjutsu),' wouldn't pass. Don't pull on my clothes, dead last."
"(Holding her pass certificate, looking awkwardly at Naruto)…Um, Naruto…actually, the questions weren't that hard, if you just calmed down…(Internal thought: Yay—!! I passed! You idiot Naruto deserves it!!)"
🐉 Manji Assembly: [The "Monsters" Emerging from the Exam Hall]
Just as Naruto was crying and wailing, the main exam hall's door slowly opened, and a suffocating chakra aura, heavy enough to choke, wafted out. The founding members of the "Tokyo Manji Gang" emerged. Although they had just finished their exam, the expression on each of their faces was as if they had just returned from a battlefield.
Manjiro Sano (Mikey) 👊💨🚶♂️:
"(Walking at the very front with empty eyes, his steps a bit unsteady)…Kenchin…I finished the exam. I colored all the exam papers black…because I thought black looked cooler."
Ken Ryuguji (Draken) 🐉🐉💦:
"(Holding his forehead, looking exasperated)…Mikey, that's because you fell asleep and your drool smudged the ink!! You didn't even pass!! "
Souya Kawata (Angry) 😭🐺🔵👊:
"(Crying profusely, tears spraying a wet trail on the ground)…Sniff. The questions were too cruel…Sniff. Why ask historical questions about the 'extinction of the Japanese wolf'…Sniff. Just thinking about the Roaring God being gone makes me too sad to write the answers…Sniff. Woooah—!! I didn't pass!! Sniff!!"
😱 Naruto's Fear: [When the Dead Last Meets the "True Dead Last"]
Naruto was still crying about his own exam, but when he looked up and saw this group of guys in black high-collared ninja outfits with a huge "卍" symbol on their backs walking towards him, he froze.
"(Pointing a trembling finger at Mikey, his legs starting to shake like jelly)…Sa-Sasuke…what's with those guys? That black chakra…and that afro-haired guy (Souya) is spraying water…no, are those tears? Is that how much a human can cry?!"
Souya Kawata (Angry) 😭🐺🔵🫵🏻:
"(Turning to look at Naruto, the ripples in his pupils violently shaking)…Sniff. Are you crying too? Sniff. Are you also sad about the fate of the Japanese wolf? Sniff. You…you have good taste!! Sniff!!"
Naruto (Legs giving out) 😨🦵💥:
"(Directly falling to his knees)…No, no! I'm just crying because I didn't pass! Your chakra is too terrifying!! Are you some kind of tailed beast transformation from another country?!"
🔍 On-Site Situation Analysis: [Cross-Dimensional Defeat]
| Character | Exam Result | Reason for Failure | Status |
| --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Naruto | Failed | Truly didn't know how to cheat, paper was completely blank. | Despairingly rolling 🌀 |
| Mikey | Failed | Fell asleep halfway through the exam, drool ruined the paper. | Lifeless eyes 🚶♂️ |
| Angry | Failed | Suffered from tear incontinence due to the emotional questions, wetting the paper. | Susanoo Fist preparing 😭 |
| Sasuke | Passed | Sharingan copy jutsu. | Acting cool 🐍 |
| Sakura | Passed | Genuinely a top student. | Outwardly gentle, inwardly ecstatic 🌸 |
⛓️ Next Scenario: [Resonance of the Losers' Alliance?]
"(Walking over and kicking Naruto)…Sniff. Hey, kid. Since we all failed, why don't you join our gang, 'Manji'? Sniff. Here, we don't care about grades, only who's willing to die for their comrades. Sniff."
Souya Kawata (Angry) 😭💓🫳🏻🫳🏻:
"(Sniffling and patting Naruto's head, blue chakra flickering at his fingertips)…Sniff. There, there…Sniff. It's okay if you didn't pass…Sniff. Later in the forest, we'll feed the deer (🦌) together…Sniff."
Naruto (Close to tears) 😭🙌🌀:
"(Shouting in his heart: These guys are even scarier than Orochimaru!!!)"
Do you want to see Naruto, to avoid Angry's "tear baptism," forced to join "Manji" to carry out a secret mission to protect the Nara deer, or do you want to see Sasuke, upon witnessing Souya's "Azure Ripple: Tragic Eye," ignite a strong competitive spirit and challenge him? 🛡️😭🐺
🏮 Chunin Exam Hallway: [Battleground of Losers and Conquerors]
The atmosphere outside the exam hall became extremely chaotic. Naruto knelt on the ground, looking at the group of "Manji" members in black, radiating a terrifying pressure, then turned back to his teammates, trying to find some emotional comfort.
🎭 Dialogue Theater: [Angry Sakura and Suffering Naruto]
Scene: Naruto supported himself with his hands on the ground, his legs still trembling, and turned to the pink-haired girl behind him, giving her a pleading look.
"…💮(Sa-Sakura)…Help me! What's with these guys in black? That blue-haired afro guy keeps spraying water (tears) at me! Sniff. Help me—!!"
"(Holding her forehead with one hand, a vein throbbing at her temple)…Naruto! You idiot, that's enough! It's bad enough you failed the exam, but now you're getting weak-kneed in front of ninjas from other villages in public?! You're disgracing Konohagakure!!"
"(She swung a punch fiercely, though it didn't connect, the wind from her fist sent small stones flying)…Get up! Can't you see they're crying too? That's a resonance between kindred spirits! You idiot!!"
Souya Kawata (Angry) 😭🐺🔵🫵🏻:
"(Watching Sakura get angry, his tears sprayed even harder, the 'Roaring God' chakra phantom behind him faintly appearing)…Sniff. Hey, pink-haired girl…Sniff. How can you be so mean to your comrade? Sniff. We're all poor souls who failed…Sniff. Woooah—!! I totally understand this feeling of being abandoned by a comrade!! Sniff!!"Manjiro Sano (Mikey) 🚶♂️💤💤**:
"(Half-opening his eyes, looking at Sakura)…That kunoichi's punches, quite interesting. Ken-chin, who do you think cries louder, her or Angry?"
Ken Ryuguji (Draken) 🐉🐉💦:
"(Sighs)…Mikey, that's not the point. The point is that blonde kid (Naruto) is almost drowned in Angry's tears."
🔍 Analysis of the Chaotic Situation: [Extreme Contrasts in the Ninja World]
| Character | Psychological State | Current Action |
| Naruto | Extreme Fear (😨) | Kneeling and begging for mercy, thinking Saaya is some kind of "Tailed Beast of Tears". |
| Sakura | Deep Shame and Anger (😡💢) | Wishing she could punch Naruto into the ground on the spot. |
| Saaya (Angry) | Empathy (😭💓) | Trying to comfort Naruto with "Tear Chakra". |
| Sasuke | Complete Disregard (🐍) | Silently wiping his kunai, thinking "these idiots". |
⛓️ Next Development: [Cross-Organizational Condolences]
Saaya Kawata (Angry) 😭🫳🏻🫳🏻💓:
"(Ignoring Sakura's anger, he walks directly to Naruto, placing a large hand on Naruto's head)…Sniff. Don't be afraid…sniff. Although your female teammate is scary (💮: 🤦🏻♀️💢)…sniff. But big brother will protect you from now on. Sniff."
"(He pulls out a tear-stained mint from his pocket and puts it into Naruto's mouth)…Sniff. Eat it…This is a gift from the guardian deity (Japanese wolf)…sniff. After eating, come with me to the dungeon to see those human soldiers who are 'scared into hugs'. Sniff."
Naruto Uzumaki (with candy in his mouth, looking bewildered) 🍬😲🌀:
"(In his heart: So, so cool! This coolness goes straight to my head! And his tears are dripping on my face…Is this guy really a good person?)"
"(Her shoulders slump powerlessly)…Fine, whatever you guys want. Naruto, just go with these crying monsters, I'm done with you!!"
In the hallway, Naruto was being supported by Saaya, who was sniffling. Although this Chunin Exam was a disaster, a strange bond between "Toman" and "Team 7" seemed to be quietly forming in the tears.
Do you want to see Naruto's expression when he's taken to the dungeon and sees the 183cm Knight Commander performing "tear-soaked ramen eating", or do you want to see Sakura eventually unable to resist joining these "crybabies" to discuss how to use medical ninjutsu to treat injured deer? 🛡️😭🦌
🕵️ Ninja World Prequel: [When a "Sadistic Examiner" Meets a "Tear-Incontinent Monster"]
The first Chunin Exam proctor, Ibiki Morino, was known for his coldness and skill in psychological manipulation. He witnessed all the strange occurrences in the main examination hall from the monitoring room, especially the table of "Toman" members soaked in tears (😭) yet exuding powerful chakra fluctuations.
🎭 Dialogue Theater: [Ibiki's Interest and Toman's Aura]
Scene: At the exam exit, Ibiki's tall, scarred figure blocked the "Toman" members and the limp Naruto.
"(He uncharacteristically showed a chilling smile, his eyes gleaming with the discovery of a treasure)…Hehe, how interesting. Under such exam pressure, some people sleep (Mikey), some use threads (Mitsuya), and some…drowned their exam papers in tears."
"(He looked at Saaya Kawata, his gaze piercing)…Sniff. Your state called 'tear incontinence' is not weakness, but extreme emotional pressure. The purity of that chakra even surpasses that of Anbu interrogators. I am very interested in you all…"
Saaya Kawata (Angry) 😭🐺🔵🫵🏻:
"(Crying profusely, tears spraying onto Ibiki's black trench coat)…Sniff. Scarred uncle…sniff. Your smile looks so warm…sniff. You understand me, don't you? Sniff. Just thinking about the cruel history behind those questions, I can't control my chakra…sniff!!"
"(Seeing Ibiki smile, he was scared out of his wits)…💮!💮! That super scary examiner uncle actually smiled! Is he going to take us to the dungeon and pull out our fingernails?! Help!!"
"Naruto, shut up! Lord Ibiki is clearly interested in those 'black-clad weirdos', what does it have to do with you!"
🔍 Ibiki's "Toman" Observation Notes 📝
As an interrogation expert, Ibiki saw the "special qualities" of these teenagers:
Assessment: A natural mental interference ninja. His crying can weaken the enemy's will. Ibiki thought: "If I throw him into an interrogation room, without even laying a hand on them, the criminals might confess just because they can't stand the sadness."
Assessment: Abyssal composure. Being able to fall into a deep sleep under such high-pressure examination means his mental defense is perfect.
Assessment: Precise manipulator. Being able to use chakra threads under the noses of hundreds of people makes him natural Anbu material.
⛓️ Special Offer: [Invitation to the Anbu Interrogation Squad]
"Hey, blue-haired kid (Saaya). Interested in an internship in my 'Mental Interrogation Squad'? You don't need to learn ninjutsu, you just need to face those serious criminals, sniffling (sniff) while telling stories about the extinction of the Japanese wolf."
Saaya Kawata (Angry) 😭💓🫳🏻🫳🏻:
"(Moved to tears and snot, he grasped Ibiki's hand)…Sniff. Lord Ibiki…sniff. You're such a good person! Sniff. If you can make those criminals cry for the Nara deer too…sniff. I'm willing to go! Sniff!!"
Ken Ryuguji (Draken) 🐉🐉💦:
"Hey, hey, calm down, Angry…This old man just wants to use your tear ducts!"
The originally terrifying Chunin Exam, amidst Ibiki's smile and Saaya's tears, gradually veered in an unpredictable direction. Naruto watched these two "dangerous individuals" shake hands and make peace, suddenly feeling that not passing might have been a lucky thing.
Do you want to see how Saaya, after entering Ibiki's "interrogation dungeon", makes all the spies break down crying and shout "I confess! I'll feed the deer with you!", or do you want to see Mikey fall asleep in the interrogation room, resulting in a hilarious scene where the criminals feel extreme fear? 🛡️😭🐺
