Name-calling Masterlist
Bite (ao3) - aby55al (orphan_account)
Summary: Vampires live freely among humans. They quietly coexist and hardly ever kill their victims, instead they usually appear as drunken one night stands or that one guy you made out within at the bar who gave you a very painful hickey. The only limitation put on vampires is that they cannot touch someone who is pure in thought and body. (i.e. Never touched themselves or had sex) In today's society that's not really an issue, but sometimes those people are worth the risk. After all, pure blood tastes best.
Phil is a vampire, has been for around ten years, but he's stuck at 19. He's always been able to get into bars or wherever it was easiest to get a fresh source of blood. It never mattered to him what kind of blood it was, blood was something he had to have, and whichever way was easiest was fine by him. Until one night he met Dan.
Danisnotadom (ao3) - Sinninghowlter
Summary: Dan's not a dom. Everyone swears up and down that he is, insists he is domming his boyfriend and is too good to take it in the ass.
Phil's not a sub. Everyone thinks he is, everyone thinks his baby is in charge. What they don't know is his hardcore boyfriend is actually a princess.
Flash (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)
Summary: Dan has been pining for his teacher, Mr. Lester, since he first laid eyes on him. When he tries to take a cheeky photo of Mr. Lester’s ass during class, the camera’s flash goes off.
Glutton for Punishment (ao3) - cockwhoredan
Summary: It’s 2012, and Dan’s been an absolute brat. Phil takes it upon himself to teach his flatmate a lesson.
Nothing weird about that (ao3) - htmllost (orphan_account)
Summary: Dan's school is pretty fucked up. Physical punishments like spanking and canning are totally normal. But Dan doesn't mind that much because he's a good kid. Although, that quickly changes as he tries to get his new hot English teacher, Mr. Lester's attention. Smutty smut.
Punish Me Harder (ao3) - BoyishBeans
Summary: Prompt: One where Dan isn't happy with Phils punishments so he pushes Phil to the edge and then Phil ends up fucking him and then Dan has marks and bruises and scratches and shit the next morning that will last a while
Talk Like That (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Tenderness has its place. But sometimes, even on an evening that is as quiet and unassuming as this one, Phil wants filthy heat and tension that doesn’t require an afterthought.
The True Meaning of “Punk” (ao3) - phantasizeit
Summary: It is Dan’s last year of sixth form and he is ready to just say ‘fuck it’ and be himself for once. He meets a sinfully attractive (but actually dorky) uni student named Phil who helps him in his quest to embrace and express himself.
Under your control(ler) (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan was exhausted. No, not from his inevitable lack of sleep (he thankfully got a healthy three and a half hour snooze in the night before, thank you very much!) or from working out a bit too hard. Not even from the stress of being on tour. No, he was exhausted because of his lovely (but sometimes oblivious) boyfriend Phil
You Weren't Supposed To See That (ao3) - thiccennugget
Summary: But I'm Glad You Did…
Or, in which Phil walks in on Dan touching himself and smut ensues--Obviously, because these horny idiots can't keep their hands off each other once the tension breaks.
