Sometimes I get reminded that Newt was confirmed gay AFTER NINE YEARS OF HIM BEING DEAD, so, here’s a scenario where the Gladers find out Newt was probably gay after he fucking dies!!
Thomas, trying to fix a problem Newt would’ve solved in like 7 minutes: Shuck, I miss Newt..
Minho: Yeah, he’d know how to fix this..
Thomas: No, no.. Not just because of that fixing thing, I miss him..
Frypan: Hey, remember whenever he got flushed easily, Minho??
Minho: Yeah, it always happened whenever Alby took his shirt off.
Gally: Shuck, he was always so red! Haha!
Sonya, who overheard: Wait so my brother is—… Was gay??
Minho: Gay?? What’s that??
Sonya: Y’know, liking the same gender?
Minho: There’s a name for that??
Thomas: Huh.. What are signs someone’s gay?
Sonya: You know, they like men, when dating they prefer men..
Thomas: Wait so if he stares into my eyes and I stare into his eyes and stuff, is that gay?? What if I stared at his ass??
Minho: Thomas what the fuck
Thomas: I mean- like- just asking!
Sonya: Thomas, that is very fucking gay.
Frypan: back to our topic, HOW did everyone not notice Newt was gay??
