thinking abt nagi being an undercover menace..
people think that nagi seishiro is this cool, effortless, nonchalant guy. he's sort of emotionless and apathetic in a way that leaves everyone wondering. everything he does is easy for him, and he's just so cool and uncaring. he would never do something stupid like messing with his partner.
– he picks you up randomly whenever he wants. he's super tall and muscular, so it's really no hassle for him. brushing your teeth, doing dishes, on a phone call, reaching into the fridge. he just scoops you up like it's nothing and walks off with you. when you squeal like “nagi???” he just goes:
“what? you looked like you wanted to be moved.”
– he hides your phone but only when he wants attention. and it’s always nearby, but in the dumbest spot. like under his leg or in his pocket. he'll watch you turn over every pillow and look under every table with this nonchalant "i don't know, don't ask me" look, but when you catch on, he gets this stupid little smirk and goes:
“guess you gotta come get it.”
getting you to cuddle and pay attention to him was always the objective.
– he texts you from across the room while literally staring at you, and when you look up confused, he just blinks real slow like:
“check your phone.”
‘hi :x u look cute'
– he keeps “accidentally” messing with your settings and it's so fucking stupid and frusturating. he sets your phone’s language to something random like french, or makes his contact name something stupid like “i should pay more attention to my bf” or reo's as "free money" just for fun and to see your reaction.
– and when you’re trying to concentrate, he’ll invade your personal space. he does not give a fuck that you're working on a very important presentation due tomorrow. wraps his arms around you, chin resting on your shoulder or head as he whispers:
“you’re so serious. pay attention to me.”
and you’re like PLEASE let me finish this task
“mmm. no.”
– likes to tickle you all the time. when you're focused, when he's just passing by, when he wants attention, when you're in a quiet place you should not be making noise in, or just because. he thinks your reactions and giggles are so cute and likes watching you get annoyed at him.
"nagi! stoppit!"
"that squeal was cute. like a mouse. do it again."
"nagi, i said- HEY!"
(he does not stop)
– takes your belongings as if they're his. takes your blankets, your snacks, your phone as you're using it. and this egotistical motherfucker sees nothing wrong with it and just does it as if it's his god-given right.
"awe, my phone died. gimme yours." *snatches it out of your hands*
"wha- nagi! i was doing something!"
"don't care. my charger's too far."
– falls on top of you whenever he wants as if he's not over 180 cm. it's like a trust fall except he gave you no warning beforehand and it's not because he wants a trust fall, he just got tired of standing and felt like messing with you.
"catch me."
"wha- AHH! nagi! you're so fucking heavy! get off! we're gonna fall!"
"mmm noo. you can do it. i believe in you."
"well, don't!"
– doesn't let you get out of bed when he's sleepy. this actual motherfucker i swear to god. it doesn't matter whether you have to be up in 5 minutes or 5 hours, he will keep you in bed. uses his unfairly long limbs and traps you until he feels awake enough to get out of bed.
"hmm? nooo don't go yet. 'm still sleepy."
"i am too, but i'm meeting up with a friend in an hour."
"you can be late. they'll understand."
"GET OFF OF ME."
– takes all of your snacks except for one. this is oddly specific, but he'll do this thing where he'll take your entire bag of chips or all of your fries, and when you protest, he'll act all gracious and generous and give you one.
"nagi! those are my fries!"
"mine now. 'm hungry."
"i dont care! go get your own fries! give mine back!"
he sighs heavily, like you're the hassle here.
"fine. here you go."
"..this is one fry."
"and? be grateful. go buy more fries if you want them that bad."
"THOSE ARE MY FRIES!"
– makes himself at home in your home. this isn't necessarily a menace problem, but you thought it was kind of funny how the first time he came over, he immediately settled down in your bed as if it was his.
"'m tired. you wanna take a nap?"
"..this is my bed."
"mhm. it's comfy. and?"
and because he's a real menace, when you're at your wit's end, face flushed from frustration despite your smile, and you yell an "I HATE YOU" at him, slapping him angrily, he'll just pat your head gently and give you a slight smile.
he says it with this confidence, like he knows he's right, hands down. and as much as you "hate" to admit it, he's right. despite how annoying he can be, you know damn well you wouldn't trade him for the world.
