May 18
Naddpod really is just three nerds ganging up on their local jock friend whenever he’s a bit too normcore
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Naddpod really is just three nerds ganging up on their local jock friend whenever he’s a bit too normcore
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I feel like we all joke a lot about how Naddpod will do the equivalent of rent control gunshots every once in a while, but I feel like with combo of jens actively pissing Ismark’s pants, the skibiti toilet puppet show, and the entire scene with pícalo and the damn key, in the most recent ep, they really managed to do the equivalent of just unloading an entire clip into their landlord’s front door, all while blasting mariachi music at max volume, at 4 in the morning. All while the HOA watches in horror, astounded and powerless as cop cars crash into each other out of pure shock, and 911 puts them on hold.
“Everyone on NADDPOD has a wing kink.” I say into the mic. I am voraciously booed as I am dragged off stage and forcibly put into full plate armor and am held procariously over the edge of the local YMCA swimming pool
“They’re right.” Emily, Caldwell, and Jake shout, as they burst through the changing room door, decked out in bejeweled bird-lesque costumes, except for Caldwell who’s inexplicably in an inflatable parrot suit, as they reach to pull me back from the edge of the pool
“No.” Murph says, cutting them off, as he jumps down from the life guard tower, making sure my iPhone is in my pocket, sans waterproof case, as he pushes me in himself. “Let them drown.”
Thoughts on Trinyvale x Strahd so far:
1. I desperately need Nyack to be seduced by a vampire, just bc I want to see Murph/Jens’ reaction, (and bc I think him having a big tiddy goth girlfriend would be 🤌🏻🤌🏻✨, esp bc he’s emo now)
2, I love Bleutooth and I would die for him, but I think he could benefit from watching Ms. Rachel for like even just a little bit each day. (Maybe that could be his #charactergrowth)
3. Onyx and Nyack are more insane than ever, and while that’s forced Murph/Jens (but rly we all know it’s Murph) to be a bit more on the rails, the fact that he still manages to do it in the most convoluted way possible while acting extremely serious will never stop making me howl with laughter every single time he does it.
4. I hope someone tries to fuck Strahd. For some reason I really want. It to be Nyack, but tbh I feel like he has enough money and influence that Jens would be willing to ditch the prince (who’s he’s low key already ditched) for Strahd, and tbh I always love it when Daddy Murphy and Drunkle Tanner rp some homoerotic side plot. So TLDR: So one of the Lindell boys better fuck the damn vampire, or I will SUE.
5. Onyx being both a boy mom and a phone is such an insane character move that only Emily Axford could ever fucking pull off successfully and still have it make sense. And honestly I love that for her, she’s genuinely so talented
Predictions for the future:
- onyx is going to try to fuck a priest. Idk why but I have a gut feeling. A clergy man (or woman, or even just a person in general) will get defiled in the name of god or like just like repelling vampires or something
- the Burgomaster’s adoptive daughter is like totally secretly a vampire or a spy. Something’s fishy with her and I’m not sure what it is. She seems hot tho
- Bleutooth will get lost at some point and onyx will have a Karen having a full blown meltdown in Walmart level of freak out and Jens won’t know what to do. Nyack will either join in despite not knowing what’s going on or fully be distracted by somthing else.
- Strahd will some how have a helicopter in the final battle. I know that was only vaguely referenced as a joke but I know Drunkle is gonna find a way to bring it back
- the “resort” is some how tied into the like shit that happened in moonstone with the order of mechanis and Evan getting his ass kicked by the triplets on the lake. Somehow Strahd himself is connected to that too but idk how or why. Again, these are all ill founded conspiracy theories at this point. Check back in with me later like 10 or more eps in
Tell me your thoughts and theories in the comments or by re blogging this!!!
I’m so excited for the rest of this series and I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE!!!
I’m this close to changing my entire Naddpod sideblog gag to being Cutter Shenobi™️ IMMEDIATELY
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One of my favorite hobbies is trying to explain what’s currently going on in Naddpod to my boyfriend, who: 1. Does not play dnd, 2. Vaguely knows Murph and Emily are, but has no idea who tf Jake and Caldwell are (the more I explain the more he is like wtf), and 3. Likely will never actually sit down and listen to the entire back log of content they have bc like, bro it’s a lot.
That being said, a bit before trinyvale x strahd started, I vaguely gave him the run down as to why I was so excited for it while also being genuinely terrified as to what insane shit Caldwell was going to come up with now that he was back in the dm seat, and so periodically I’ve started updating him as to what’s happening on the show as I am currently up to date and listening to things as they come out.
But the funny thing is that he’s actually kinda invested now, and while he likely won’t actually listen to any of it any time soon, he is genuinely interested to hear me talk about it. So today I explained the insanity that has been the vallaki arc, and I won’t spoil it bc it just came out, but I was taking about the reveal at the end of the most recent ep, including the bodily horror I experienced while listening to calwell’s vivid descriptions while also like being excited bc the buildup for this wedding has been INSANE, I ended up having to go back and explain the ongoing bit of “gooning in the oats” (idk how I never mentioned it before) and let me tell you, trying to explain to another person why a character saying “no, we all gooned in the oats” was like a poignant moment in the story and propelled the plot forward and was the catalyst of some sort of character development really made me question myself for a moment. But luckily he also thought it was hilarious, so ya boy is still booked and busy, but still. It’s WILD.
Anybody else constantly refreshing the Patreon feed to see if the finale got posted yet? Or am I a dumb dumb and forgot that they were gonna post it Friday, bc either Murph is hunched over his computer frantically editing the pod rn, or he’s still doing that but the deadline isn’t actually till tomorrow.