You like cats, right? Do you have a favorite type?
I LIKE THE IDIOTS WITH ONE BRAIN CELL (THE ORANGE ONES) AND THE SLINKY LITTLE CRITTERS TOO SMART FOR THEIR OWN GOOD (THE BLACK ONES) AND THE MUTANTS WITH HALF-FACES IN ONE PATTERN AND ONE IN ANOTHER (CALICOS), AND SPHINXES WITH THEIR GIANT OVERSIZED EARS, AND THE PRISSY OVERENGINEERED LONGHAIRS WITH SNOOTY TAILS! ALL CATS ARE WEIRD AND SELF-POSSESSED, LIKE ME, THEREFORE I LIKE ALL CATS!




















