#n'doul

+ the translations (just for funsies cause context clues are probably enough for most of them)

☆ jotaro is mlm, he didn't have crushes so he didn't really have to worry about his preference untill he met and developed a crush on kakyoin, who he never confessed to untill it was too late. He would come out much later with the divorce w his (now ex) wife and when jolyne is grown up. he's still doesn't date a lot, sure one night stand here and there.

^ Yes, his heart will always be with the boy made in Japan

☆ kakyoin is bi with no preference, He did have crushes but he never dated. I think he had a crush on holly first then later it tuned into a crush on jotaro (by no minds this is holly/kakyoin block me if u ship it, I just think kakyoin having a small crush on holly is cute). I don't think he ever came out to his parents before he died, it was in fear of them being unsupported but a another reason of why he never told them is bc they are the type of people where they don't talk about feeling hell, kakyoin isn't sure if they even had feeling for one another for how much they don't talk about it

☆ polnareff is a open book, he'll tell you if u asked and hell say he's pan. He just wants someone to love and to love him back, and he get small crushes fast but it takes him a while to fall in loveeee

☆ avdol is bi with a slight male lean. he was very lucky to have a open and supportive family, tho he knows the struggle of being this way and will help someone who's in a bad spot. He takes him a while for him to get a crush but oh he is the SWEETEST when he does get one

^ he had a crush on polnareff

☆ hol horse...realistically hell be the only straight student in gay school, buttt.... I want a piece of him so he's bi for now on. Hol is the type of guy who would unknowingly develop a crush on a guy and then have a full time gay panic

^ and I also like him w polnareff

☆ mariah is straight, sure she had a little fling with a women in her younger days but she really only likes men (has a horrible habit of being attracted to horrible men, she needs go find a better type fr). Mostly goes for powerful men she finds power sexy (and the richest that come w it, which same girl)

☆ steely dan is bi and ftm, hes the WORST trans guy youll ever meet (yes even worse than prosciutto). Dan is also a WHORE even before he came out and he got pregnant (multiple times, he does NOT believe no glove no love) and one baby is that white haired guy from part 4 (I forgot his name)

^ the first ever ftm absent father everyone!

☆ N'Doul is pan but he only realizes it when he mets dio, and that open a whole new world for him I mean look at bro ✌️😭

Ik his shit was straight PULSING

☆ Daniel J. D'Arby is the straight guy that u think is gay and horrible but in reality he's straight and horrible. He doesn't understand why people think hes gay (tho he does love it when gay men flirt w him) like his brother is the clear gay one not him!! He promises!!

^ sounds closeted ngl

☆ Terence T. D'Arby is mlm but he's just done with the gay community, being around dio and vanilla ice will give u second hand embarrassment (fully towards vanilla) like he was fully ready for a fun gay time but nope he basically became the maid and even sometimes an babysitter when everyone of dios agents was meeting

^ that punk ass baby, fuck that baby and death 13 too

☆ vanilla ice....God lordd. he's mlm and is very much down bad for dio, like he is in LOVE w dio (dio will fall in love w him too, trust) and I do make fun of him but dio did in fact lets him hit ✌️😔

☆ iggy is homophopic

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