How to fit five and a half horses in a suitcase
Step One: Find Five and a half horses, it doesn’t really matter how you do so. But I would avoid stealing if possible.
Step Two: Kill The horses.
Step Three: Find a place where you can cremate Five and a half horse and people won’t ask to many questions or alert the Police.
Step Four (Option one): Put the horse ashes in vacuum sealed baggies, roll up or just toss the baggies in your suitcase. Problems with this plan: If you take your suitcase on a plane as carry on the airport people will think you’re a drug dealer.
Step Four (Option Two): I heard that there are places that turn cremated remains into pencils or diamonds. Problems with this plan: It would cost you more. Also, if you choose the diamond method then people may want to steal your horse diamonds.
Step Five: Ta-da! You now have five and a half horses in a suitcase.
