#my monkey

my final form revealed people

@fatal-plastic-kiss

First off the whole movie can just have the subtitles “kongs bad fur day” cause like po king just like existing tryna chill and shit happens to him

First whats Godzillas deal? This whole king of the monsters is apparently very formal if big g has to like check with everyone to make them bend the knee, like I know they got that thing in lore but likee idk seems extra

Humans get him high drowned and have the AUDACITY to be like hey go fight that nuclear lizard

THEN he finally funds a place to chill and notorious G like KNOCK KNOCK MF

Honestly we prolly would have had as good a movie where they let kong out Godzilla shows up is like “AY YOHEARD PEOPLE CALLIN YOU KING? COME AT ME YOU POSABLE THUMB HAVING BITCH WHATS A KING TO A GOD?” and king would just be like bro what chill tf like yeah we gon fight cause you COME INTO MY HOUSE

Hes just so tired and like wants to just go home and looks so sad and he sighs and is such a good monkey and i feel it because i too want to be left alone and do monkey things