#muyuan

Legit about to indulge myself and write MQF fucking SY indulgently while SY tries to convince himself that it’s just standard medical procedures.

Will it be age gap (legal)? Probably :3

Will it be medically inaccurate? Also probably

Do I care? No

touch!

What if Shen Yuan got poisoned? And offers to get fucked-

The Wifebeam is just too strong for anyone to resist...

Shen Yuan while on a mission stumbles apon a mild aaphrodisiac causing flower. Luckily not one that needs dual cultivation to survive but has enough of an effect to get the face flushing a bit and get you a bit dizzy on your feet. Annoying hint at the back of your mind telling you that sleeping with someone sounds better then it does at the time at best, two or three glasses of wine at medium to low tolerance at worst.

At the Bamboo House -

Luo Binghe: "Shizun you're back from your mission! Hmm? Shizun are you alright? Shizun's face is a bit flushed?"

Shen Yuan (Qingqiu): "This master is fine Binghe. This one is unfortunately afflicted by a mild aphrodisiac is all. It should wear off-"

Luo Binghe *near crying, a suspicious look of joy in his eyes though behind the concern of his Shizun downplaying, yet again, his symptoms to whatever is it as Shizun always does*: "Shizun! This disciple is willing to help out in any way possible! Does Shizun need Dual Cultivation or-!?"

Shen Yuan: "...It should wear off on it's own by the end of the day? This Master was only poisoned by a green coati tulip?"

Luo Binghe *nervous laughter* (Unfortunately aware of what that flower does and how little it does): "Oh... Ignore this disciple then!"

Shen Yuan: "Okay...?"

Shen Yuan in his head: 'WHY THE FUCK WAS BINGHE SO EXCITED?????? IS MY WHITE LOTUS PLANNING TO FUCK ME TO DEATH OR SOMETHING!?!????!?!?!?' (ayo, erha reference where you at?)

So of course as timing would have it, a Peak Lord Meeting is for the same day! Shen Yuan who is still a bit flushed due to the mild poison walks into the room. Goes to his normal seat. Qi-Shimei is the first the notice, as she is in fact the gossip queen who notices everything.

At the Peak Lords Meeting -

Qi Qingqi *A suspicious smirk on her face* : "Shen-Shixiong are you alright? You're face seems rather red, but you don't seem sick. Is Without-a-Cure acting up?"

Shen Yuan: "Ah, this Qingqiu appreciates Qi-Shimei's concern but no Without-a-Cure is not issue at the moment. This Master was merely afflicted by a mild aphrodisiac on his mission earlier today. It should-"

Liu Qingge: "Shen-Shixiong this one is willing to dual cultivate with you if needed!"

Yue Qingyuan: "Xiao-, Qingqiu-Shidi this one would hate to let you down again if you were to need help. Please allow this one to assist."

Mu Qingfang: "Shen-Shixiong, do you need medical assistance in anyway? This Qingfang would be happy to help."

A rather suspicious snake sitting near the window, a small green mark on it's forehead (Zhuzhi-Lang): "Here'sss too that. Massster Sssshen isss alwaysss willing to come to thisss one for help assss well"

Other Peak Lords in agreement, a few blushing even, even Shang Qinghua is nodding his head in agreement too. The rat...*

Shen Qingqiu *Very much so, offically scared*: "...This Master was poisoned by a green coati tulip. While I appreciate the concern greatly this is nothing that needs so much concern?..."