My petty fantasy would be forcing timmy chally to be lead actor in a Billy Elliot remake. No bosy doubles, no stuntmen, he has to learn ballet under a Russian instructor.
After years of brutal practice and many reshoots, the executives decide to cancel the Billy Elliot remake.
Timmy is forced to do the same with opera, with similar results.
In the end, he develops respect for all performing arts and is finally able to dance properly and sing with good technique. Everyone has forgotten who he is by then and we've all moved on to the next celebrity drama that inspires me to wtite a dumb post on tumblr dot com (the website is still around ofc)


















