#muse:shithead

“You cut me. You cut me real deep just now. Shot through the kokoro, and you’re to blame-koro.”

“Huh. Did I have a Dad? Can’t remember. Must not’ve been worth much.” Not even going to put his Manga down to acknowledge the Holiday? Harsh.

“Right then, if you don’t mind, Imma just get crackin’ on Okky and Kiyo-yo’s newest work. Highschool AU’s a bit Meh, but you won’t hear me sayin’ it to Kiyo-yo’s face. I’m the only person that can set my beard on fire! It’s cool when I do it, lame when it’s done to me.” 

“Calico Jack, more like Third Wheel Jack.”

“Kiyo-yo’s deadset on a Highschool AU for her club’s ServaFes submission this year... It’s a bit blasé, but hey, follow your passions I guess! It’s a tired genre, but sometimes hittin’ someone a few more times shakes a few more coins out of their pocket. Beating this dead horse might yet get her club some glue to slap together a solid work!”