I think something's wrong with my tomodachi life man i dont remember making this guy at ALL

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I think something's wrong with my tomodachi life man i dont remember making this guy at ALL

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i made this blog because i kept getting high and wanting to look at Murkoph and every time i get high since i congratulate myself on being a massive genius
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if i did put murkoph in ffxiv. consider my options:
where is he starting
limsa start (gets him to rogue fastest, he needs his knives)
ul'dah (in universe problem with undead, seedy nightlife ripe for Murkophism)
gridania (wrong answer. lets me put him on white mage first though for laughs)
the full outfit btw. thanks to the arcadion for letting him live as god intended (without a shirt)

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The revelation one has while trying to make Murkoph in FFXIV is if you stick him on midlander he looks like something Happened to Meteor Survivor
Once more with feeling
Who has the best dick in Unsounded
Duane
Starfish
Murkoph
Bastion
Ruck
Lemuel
Toma
Prakhuta
Granny Pisser
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Some requests before you hit the button: this is a scholarly endeavor! I provide representative samples of the phalli in question below, in links to a discrete google drive, with an earnest attempt at showcasing the virtues of each. For the sake of science, vote for the dick, not the man attached to it!!
Dicks in the links beneath their relevant owner. Patreon illustrations are used with permission, and cropped to the object of interest
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