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Avery: Mulciber, you risked your life to save me!
Mulciber: And Iโd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
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Mulciber: Did you miss me while I was gone?
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Avery: Hey, Mulciber, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Mulciber: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Avery: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Mulciber: Can't really say I have.
Avery: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Mulciber: Sorry, Avery. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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Avery: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Mulciber: Where are you going?
Avery: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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Mulciber: What are you eating?
Avery: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Mulciber: I like you, don't I?
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Mulciber: Weโre getting married, bitches!
Avery: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Mulciber: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Mulciber: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Avery: Are you trying to seduce me?
Mulciber: Why, are you seducible?
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Avery: That was so hot, Mulciber.
Mulciber: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Avery: I'm so in love with you.
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Avery: I still have no idea how Iโm attracted to you...
Mulciber: Yeah, well, youโre stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Mulciber, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
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Avery: Okay, Iโm going to get the wedding cake.
Mulciber: Perfect, while you do that Iโll check on the ring bear.
Avery: You mean ring bearER, right?
Avery: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.