The Secret Society of Stick Handlers Series (Parts 1-6) [PODFIC]
Title: it started with a whisper Writer: @gurlsrool Reader: @opalsong, amanitaceae, @semperfiona, greedydancer, @mistbornhero, nonplussed, @elany, @melancholymorningstar, @sunlightsymphony, nony, Synteis, @wjgravity, the_abster, TheLittleMixter, vexbatch pods, @xianvar, @freekyflob, daisydiversions, Dairaliz, @deepestbluesky, ChaosKiro, Meliager, klb, sisi_rambles, @hullomoon, @blackestglass, celli, Judy Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya, Troy/Harris, Bennett/Kyle, Scott/Kip, Luca/OMC, Price/Fabian Rating: Teen Length: 00:57:40 Size: 38.8MB Music: Everybody Talks by Neon Trees Cover: Opalsong Summary:
Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that. Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too Scott: Wait, it's not you? Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪 Eric: What?
Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article. Links: AO3 Link Dreamwidth Link
This is part 1 of the the secret society of stick handlers series.
Title: (never) meet your heroes Writer: @gurlsrool Reader: @opalsong, amanitaceae, @semperfiona, greedydancer, @mistbornhero, nonplussed, @elany, @melancholymorningstar, @sunlightsymphony, nony, Synteis, @wjgravity, the_abster, TheLittleMixter, vexbatch pods, @xianvar, @freekyflob, daisydiversions, Dairaliz, @deepestbluesky, ChaosKiro, Meliager, klb, sisi_rambles, @hullomoon, @blackestglass, celli, Judy Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya, Troy/Harris, Bennett/Kyle, Scott/Kip, Luca/OMC, Price/Fabian Rating: Teen Length: 01:02:52 Size: 43.4MB Music: I like me better by Lauv Cover: Opalsong Summary:
Troy: How many women have you slept with anyways? Ilya: ♾️ Luca: That’s just an infinity symbol Ilya: Yes
In which internet discourse ensues, the gay players of the NHL bicker in the group chat, and Shane would just like to get through the weekend without his husband starting another twitter scandal. Links: AO3 Link Dreamwidth Link
This is part 2 of the the secret society of stick handlers series.
Title: friends in high places Writer: @gurlsrool Reader: @opalsong, amanitaceae, @semperfiona, greedydancer, @mistbornhero, nonplussed, @elany, @melancholymorningstar, @sunlightsymphony, nony, Synteis, the_abster, TheLittleMixter, vexbatch pods, @xianvar, @deepestbluesky, ChaosKiro, Meliager, klb, sisi_rambles, @hullomoon, @blackestglass, celli, Judy Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya, Troy/Harris, Bennett/Kyle, Scott/Kip, Luca/OMC, Price/Fabian Rating: Teen Length: 01:03:55 Size: 44.1MB Music: Healing by Fletcher Cover: Opalsong Summary:
Kyle: Your sense of age is so weird. So Scott’s elderly and Luca’s a baby? Ilya: Yes Shane: Luca’s older than we were when we got together though Harris: He IS? Kyle: literally wtf is this timeline
In which Harris adds Ilya and Shane to a gay WAGs group chat
(Can be read as a standalone) Links: AO3 Link Dreamwidth Link
This is part 3 of the the secret society of stick handlers series.
Title: wishing you the best (in the worst way) Writer: @gurlsrool Reader: @opalsong, amanitaceae, @semperfiona, greedydancer, @mistbornhero, nonplussed, @elany, @melancholymorningstar, @sunlightsymphony, nony, Synteis, @wjgravity, the_abster, TheLittleMixter, vexbatch pods, @xianvar, @freekyflob, daisydiversions, Dairaliz, @deepestbluesky, ChaosKiro, Meliager, klb, sisi_rambles, @hullomoon, @blackestglass, celli, Judy Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya, Troy/Harris, Bennett/Kyle, Scott/Kip, Luca/OMC, Price/Fabian Rating: Teen Length: 01:53:05 Size: 77.9MB Cover: Opalsong Summary:
Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression! Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years
In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit. Links: AO3 Link Dreamwidth Link
This is part 4 of the the secret society of stick handlers series.
Title: and three's a crowd Writer: @gurlsrool Reader: @opalsong, amanitaceae, @semperfiona, greedydancer, @mistbornhero, nonplussed, @elany, @melancholymorningstar, @sunlightsymphony, nony, Synteis, @wjgravity, the_abster, TheLittleMixter, vexbatch pods, @xianvar, @freekyflob, daisydiversions, Dairaliz, @deepestbluesky, ChaosKiro, Meliager, klb, sisi_rambles, @hullomoon, @blackestglass, celli, Judy Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya, Troy/Harris, Bennett/Kyle, Scott/Kip, Luca/OMC, Price/Fabian Rating: Mature Length: 01:36:22 Size: 66.5MB Music: Truth or Dare by Marianas Trench Cover: Opalsong Summary:
Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men? Luca: I’m not sure how to answer that
In which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner. Links: AO3 Link Dreamwidth Link
This is part 5 of the the secret society of stick handlers series.
Title: flashback when you met me Writer: @gurlsrool Reader: @opalsong, amanitaceae, @semperfiona, greedydancer, @mistbornhero, nonplussed, @elany, @melancholymorningstar, @sunlightsymphony, nony, Synteis, @wjgravity, the_abster, TheLittleMixter, vexbatch pods, @xianvar, @freekyflob, Dairaliz, @deepestbluesky, ChaosKiro, Meliager, klb, sisi_rambles, @hullomoon, @blackestglass, Judy Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya, Troy/Harris, Bennett/Kyle, Scott/Kip, Luca/OMC, Price/Fabian Rating: Mature Length: 01:40:04 Size: 69MB Music: Dress by Taylor Swift Cover: Opalsong Summary:
Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes? Luca: Of course Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!
Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.
(This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone) Links: AO3 Link Dreamwidth Link
This is part 6 of the the secret society of stick handlers series.
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