#mugglepuffs

appearance

i am 5'7" or taller i wear glasses i have at least one tattoo i have at least one piercing i have blonde hair i have brown eyes i have short hair my abs are at least somewhat defined i have or have had braces

personality

i love meeting new people   people tell me that I’m funny helping others with their problems is a big priority for me i enjoy physical challenges i enjoy mental challenges i’m playfully rude with people i know well i started saying something ironically and now i can’t stop saying it there is something I would change about my personality

ability

i can sing well i can play an instrument i can do over 30 pushups without stopping i’m a fast runner i can draw well i have a good memory i’m good at doing math in my head   i can hold my breath underwater for over a minute i have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling i know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch i know how to throw a proper punch

hobbies

i enjoy playing sports i’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else i’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else i have learned a new song in the past week i work out at least once a week i’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months i have drawn something in the past month i enjoy writing fandoms are my #1 passion i do or have done martial arts

experience

i have had my first kiss i have had alcohol i have scored the winning goal in a sports game i have watched an entire season of a tv show in one sitting i have been at an overnight event i have been in a taxi i have been in the hospital or er in the past year (not really, emt?) i have beaten a video game in one day i have visited another country i have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

relationships

i’m in a relationship i have a crush on a celebrity i have a crush on someone I know   i have been in at least 3 relationships i have never been in a relationship i have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them i get crushes easily i have had a crush on someone for over a year i have been in a relationship for at least a year i have had feelings for a friend

my life

i have at least one person i consider a ‘best friend’ i live close to my school (well, off campus but i’m from another state) my parents are still together i have at least one sibling i live in the united states there is snow right now where i live i have hung out with a friend in the past month i have a smartphone i have at least 15 cds i share my room with someone

random shit

marvel or dc:

i’ve never been much of a dc guy but marvel is fucking up so much with their major comics (secret empire ... nick spencer you can go kill yourself thanks bye) so i’m going to choose neither of those and just say image comics all the way

going to do a little promo here actually. if you are like me and enjoy science fiction, illegal racing, motorcycles, poc characters, and lgbtq+ themes, you should totally check out motor crush published by image comics. i just got the first trade today and it’s absolutely spectacular; the story is engaging, the characters are lovable, and the art is to die for. you’ll regret passing this one by at the comic book store

favourite of the golden trio:

ron weasley, probably

favourite of the fantastic quartet:

jacob kowalski hands fucking down

otp:

wolfstar, drarry, hedric, flintwood, mollthur, and tedromeda

notp:

remadora, anything with snape, anything with voldemort, anything with regulus (this is more for personal reasons, i see him as aro ace and so can’t really ship him with anyone), any ship that Exists because it is heterosexual (just that. no chemistry or logic or anything) or any ship that doesn’t make sense really

brotp:

all the slytherins ... draco, theo, blaise, pansy, millicent, crabbe & goyle, the greengrasses ...

hinny or linny?:

definitely linny, i don’t mind hinny but i honestly couldn’t care less

patil or weasley twins?:

the weasley twins

dursleys or malfoys?:

the malfoys

favourite hp book?:

the goblet of fire

favourite hp movie?:

the chamber of secrets

favorite musical?:

hamilton

tea or coffee?:

depends. both are good

favourite movies?:

the lord of the rings (this only counts as one) ... though i also love the godfather series, the star trek films, indiana jones, the cornetto trilogy ... some more highbrow stuff, leviathan (dir. andrey zvyagintsev), solaris (dir. andrey tarkovsky), etc.

favourite bands/artists?:

haha the impossible question. here’s a list of contemporary stuff, i’ll not bore everyone with the classical/jazz/blues i listen to. placebo, glass animals, kasabian, cage the elephant, one ok rock, the gazette, plastic tree, 9goats black out, nuteki, quest pistols show, the last shadow puppets, arctic monkeys, the glitch mob, son lux, the antlers, keaton henson, the wombats, anything by jack white honestly, the list goes on obviously

favourite book series?:

the lord of the rings by j.r.r. tolkien, the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater, the old kingdom trilogy by garth nix, a series of unfortunate events by lemony snicket, the matthew swift series by kate griffin, there’s probably more but i’m old and i forget

why is hp not on this list, you may ask? while i loved hp as a kid, as an adult who understands the world more i’ve somewhat lost my respect for jkr and her writing, so forgive me if it’s not one of my favourites anymore. i do still enjoy it though, but some parts are painful to read

favourite stand alone books?:

a moveable feast by ernest hemingway, all quiet on the western front by erich maria remarque, one hundred years of solitude by gabriel garcía márquez, slaughterhouse-five by kurt vonnegut, a clockwork orange by anthony burgess, the idiot by fyodor dostoevsky, kafka on the shore by haruki murakami, fight club by chuck palahniuk, the master and margarita by mikhail bulgakov, 1984 by george orwell

favourite youtuber?:

i don’t really watch youtube

celebrity crush?:

haha i don’t get crushes, i’m aromantic

fictional death you’re not over?:

i’m over all of them, really. at this point i’ve gotten used to characters dying, and i kill off so many of other people’s characters in fic and my own characters in my writing anyway that it would be hypocritical of me to remain bitter about some author killing off their character. i’m mostly not over poorly-written characters, more than dead characters

favourite tv shows?:

star trek, the x files, brooklyn nine nine, parks and recreation, hannibal, the young pope, galileo

book you loved as a child?:

the pendragon series by d.j. machale, anything by darren shan, the old kingdom trilogy by garth nix, anything by sir terry pratchett, percy jackson and the olympians by rick riordan, a series of unfortunate events by lemony snicket, goosebumps by r.l. stine, anything by keigo higashino, ghost blows out the light by muye zhang

cats or dogs?:

piledriver waltz by alex turner

universe by miyavi

pattern by the last shadow puppets

heaven by 9goats black out

(i love you) for sentimental reasons by nat king cole

robbers by the 1975

black mambo (zodiac remix) by glass animals

longshot (7 nights) by miike snow

jesus’ son by placebo