α΅α΄Όα΅α΄Ώ α΄Ύα΄Ώα΄ΌαΆ α΄΅α΅, α΅α΄΄α΄±α΄΅α΄Ώ α΄Έα΄ΌΛ’Λ’. π€π I posted dumb MTG puns this morning & lost followers, this punny reply from @darkriverstone was so perfect, but alas there's always a tax. π So now I share them here with you, are you a flake or truly part of the Fab Fam? Here we go: β’ β’ β’ π NeverPickAFightWith Emrakul, you'll go mad or get annihilated. β’ π NeverPickAFightWith Stoneforge Mystic, they're pretty hardkor. β’ π NeverPickAFightWith with Jace, he'll clear your mind of idle thoughts and leave you with a THIZZLE face. β’ π€ NeverPickAFightWith with Bitterblossom, we'll all get Contaminated. β’ β€ NeverPickAFightWith a Monastery Swiftspear, ever blow you get in they'll just shake it off. β’ π NeverPickAFightWith a Craterhoof Behemoth, they came to be by Natural Order and Survival of the Fittest. β’ β NeverPickAFightWith a mana rock, they have no power or toughness. β’ β’ β’ If you enjoyed these puns tell me your favorite(s) by commenting a matching emoji!!! #mythicmonday #mtgcards #mtg #MagicTheGathering #mtggirl #mtgedh (at Addictive Behaviors) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9QQCgHHgxG/?igshid=6qbp5pclitlf