Hey how would the LIs react to being asked āwould you still love me if I was a worm?ā š
I only did romanced male LIs for the sake of pushing this out lmao and because Iāve studied them the best but-
ASKING ROMANCED MALE LOVE INTERESTS: āWould you love me if I was a worm?ā
šļøArviošļø: head empty, no thoughts. Says yes immediately. Of course he would. His love for the builder transcends even species (someone come get this boy pls š-) need you even ask?
āIād still love you that even butterflies would pale in comparison to your beauty as a worm.ā
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š»Burgessš»: bewildered but excited to answer. Pure sunshine boy. Happy theyād even asked or consider the notion. Obviously heād still love them as a worm!
āLetās be worms together,ā he smiles, āand we can build a life together amongst the flowers.ā
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āļøErnestāļø: ok, heās got this. This is nothing compared to the weird prompts heās written to humor his audience (composed of children). If he fucks this up, heās truly failed as a writer. Regardless of if theyāre being serious or not. (Aka he literally considers this for the wrong reason but hey, at least he answered).
āYou could be a worm, a drifting leaf, or even the nightās breeze- and Iād still love you.ā
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šæFangšæ: literally glances at X then back at them, wondering if they realize the immediate danger theyād be in if they were a worm. Deadass points to the bird too with a raised brow. Wants to say yes but-
āā¦Iād probably have given you to him for food without realizing it.ā š
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šJusticeš: double checks to see if theyāre buzzed or something but laughs lightly, slinging an arm around them and tugging them close, huffing into their hair as they walk.
āSure, sweetheart. Youād be the prettiest worm ever.ā
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š¤Loganš¤: the quickest decliner. Heās not even really sorry. Heās a gentleman at heart but, thatās a dumb fucking question. But still, heās not one to leave his builder sad.
He frowns, turning to face them. āDarlināā¦thatās ābout the silliest question Iāve ever heard. āCourse I wouldnāt. Iād use ya as bait without a thought.ā Opening his arms, a teasing smile playing on the edge of his lips. āCāmere, let me hold my favorite human instead.ā_______________________________________________
āļøMiguelāļø: lowkey thinks itās a dumb question but whatever. Heāll wax his builder a bit of poetry to them if it makes his love happy.
āWanderer of the rich soil, and a soul that sees the world for the vastness it is. You see so much for so little a creature. The wonderment in your eyes is cause enough for me to have been bewitched by you.ā (Someone pls give me credit for bullshitting this pls)
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šOwenš: thoroughly amused. A thick brow raised, cocked hip and growing crooked grin. His eyes sparkle with amusement and heās one to play along just to melt his little builderās heart some more, make them fall even harder for him. He is a storyteller after all.
āDoll, there isnāt anything in this world that can stop my lovesick heart from loving you. Not even if you were a worm.ā What a charmer-
_______________________________________________ āļøPabloāļø: dumbfounded and in disbelief. Freezes in whatever heās doing to stare at the builder, questioning if theyāre serious. Another one of the honest ones.
āā¦sweetheart, I wouldnāt approach you or your kind with a ten foot pole.ā A wink to save himself though. āSo why donāt you stay human for me, huh? Iāll love you all you want if you do.ā
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š Penš : lmao, sorry. Heās new to romance and is still surprised heās landed the builder half the time when his bravado leaves him. But this?
A loud and boisterous nervous chuckle, āIād probably crush you if you were a worm. Best if we donāt go there.ā
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šQiš: hears āwormā and sidetracks before realizing what they said. Cue another confused boy who is going to give them a bit of scathing judgment and a severe questioning look.
āWorms. Members of the clitellata class. Members of the genus Lumbricus. Known for- wait, did you just ask if Iād love you as a worm?ā¦you know Iāve dissected worms before, right? Do you still want me to answer?ā
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šŖØUnsuuršŖØ: best boi confused too. Gives them an odd look, severely confused and wondering if this is just a normal thing with people that heās been ignorant of. Gives a resounding ānoā in response. The builder should follow up by asking if they were a rock, would he still love them.
Looks away, checking the dirt and sand on his boots. āYouād probably be a rare jewel if you were a rock, gem. Iād take such good care and protection of you if you were.ā Talk sedimentary to him pls -
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