#msr thirst

ok remember when Fox Mulder rinsed his mouth because he’d just been eating so much pussy ON NATIONAL TELEVISION IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2018

Listen I am not American but if I were, I would want to know that my tax dollars were going towards Mulder & Scully fucking on the job.

okay but the end of Plus One where Scully’s like “hahaha no we aren’t gonna fuck” and Mulder looks at her like “oh really” with half the buttons of his shirt undone??? and then Mulder just waits outside Scully’s door until she invariably opens it 30 seconds later like the thirsty bitch she is???? this is honestly the MSR I have always needed, bury me with it, put that scene on a QR coded memory medallion and stick it on my GRAVE

The best thing about The X-Files is that, canonically, Mulder and Scully have had sex (many times).

I can’t wait to rewatch this episode and by rewatch I mean fast forward through everything but the sexy parts.