Today might be all about the spirit of giving, but I guess, not everyone got the memo. Oh well, something tells me that the thieves will be dealt with swiftly.
BTW, been a little busy with something else this month, so I haven't been able to post more art, but that will change very soon.
With all that being said...
🎅🎄Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! 🎁☃️
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Summary: Working in the culinary world of Marzipan City is never easy, but working for the great Ms. Endive is an extreme sport.
You've been hired as her new sous-chef (and occasional professional flatterer).
Ao3 version
Headcanons inspired by this post.
Enjoy!
• Endive doesn't just want a chef; she wants an audience.
Every time you pull a dish out of the oven, you have to describe it as "exquisite," "divine," or "almost as beautiful as you, Ms. Endive."
She pretends to be humble but will make you repeat it.
• She is convinced that if your static clothing pattern doesn't complement hers, the flavor of the food will suffer.
• If Mung Daal is catering an event, Endive will make you stay up for 48 hours straight to make sure your appetizers are ten times taller and tastier than his.
• She is fiercely overprotective of Panini. If she sees you being "too nice and friendly" with her apprentice, she'll suspect you're a double agent for the Mung Daal Catering Company.
• She gives you a golden whisk as a sign of her favor.
It's actually made of solid gold and is way too heavy to actually cook with, but you have to carry it around to prove your loyalty.
• She'll occasionally look directly at the "camera" to complain about your cooking speed, then blush and tell you she was just talking to the "audience" and that you're actually doing "acceptable" work.
• You find yourself frequently "caught in a trance" whenever she's working at the counter.
Her massive "rump roast" is impossible to ignore, and you've become a master at pretending you're just "checking the oven's reflection" when she catches you staring.
• She claims to be on a "diet", but she'll order you to bake a "Thousand-Layer Chocolate Scream Cake" totally not for her and hides it in a vegetable box for her to eat in secret later.
• You are completely unbothered by the fact that Ms. Endive's size seems to change depending on the day (or the animation budget).
Some mornings she's a towering force of nature who makes the kitchen ceiling feel claustrophobic, and other afternoons she's barely a head taller than you—but regardless of the scale, she is always the most impressive presence in the room.
• If you manage to get a C or better on a complex recipe, she won't just praise the food—she'll give you a rare, genuine smile.
Borscht is a maid who works for Ms Endive! She's a foil created to mirror the main gang, being Endive's version of Schnitzel.
She's also based on several animals.. Like she's similar to a buffalo or a cow and a bear. She's quite strong due to being a foil for the rock monster, but takes second place in strength.
She's either bilingual, speaking both Russian and English, or simply speaking Russian. (or any other language of the Slavic group of languages, including Ukrainian or even Serbian). Speaking English, she has a strong accent.
She considers Panini's behaviour towards Chowder concerning, otherwise she's absolutely neutral about the whole rivalry between Endive and Mung.
Her uniform is a reference to that infamous episode with...Chowder and Mung Daal wearing maid outfits. Ew.. She absolutely HATES it and prefers pants and t-shirts or tank tops.
She most likely bickers with Endive, yet keeps her job due to nobody else applying.. plus, she fits the criterias.
Borscht is a pretty old character that I have. This pic of her is the freshest one that I have. She went through several redesigns
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Evenin', just felt like typin' out some personal thoughts regardin' the 4 choices for next week's transformation event, particularly how Daddy would feel 'bout becoming any of 'em.
1/13/25 UPDATE: I no longer stand by what I said about Miss Endive in this post. Please disregard that section.
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Endive (Chowder):
HELL NO! I hate her! I F*****G DESPISE her!!! I am genuinely APPALLED that anyone could like someone as atrocious as her!!!
I've been meaning to rant about how awful she is for months now, but the Tumblr guidelines keep censoring me, but I do not care anymore!
Sometimes I cannot believe that I enjoy Chowder as much as I do with her in it. Sure, several moments are hilarious, BUT NOT WHEN SHE'S ON THE F*****G SCREEN! I am BAFFLED that she got a good ending by marrying to Schnitzel! NO, she does not deserve that! That bitch deserves to be [TEXT REMOVED FOR BEING TOO VIOLENT] until she dies a HORRIBLE death, and even that wouldn't be enough to satisfy my hatred of her!!! Anyone who votes for her deserves to [TEXT REMOVED FOR BEING TOO VIOLENT]!!!!
RATING: -500000000/10
*deep breath* Sorry, where was I?
2. Madame Flurrie (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door):
Now, I haven't played this game yet, but I know quite a lot about it, thanks to reviews online. Having said that, I'm not sure if I'd like to become her either. Based on her name, she's basically a cloud. Kinda sounds weird, doesn't it? However, it's possibly that it might feel different to what I'm imagining. Maybe being Madame Flurrie doesn't feel like being a cloud? Hey, you never know!
Rating: 6.5 or 7/10
3. Ms. Flexi, AKA The Flexer Teacher (Mixels):
100% yes, she's absolutely my pick! Now, I've been told that turning into her would involve me becoming a simpler, but much plumper version of her. But of course, I wouldn't mind at all. A design like that is perfect. That teacher is BEAUTIFUL. I will proudly become her with my head held high. This is gonna be the best 21st Birthday ever!!! You all better vote for her OR ELSE!!
Rating: 11/10
4. Toriel (Undertale):
I dunno, seems a bit too obvious. Sure, becoming someone like Toriel seems nice, and it helps if transforming into her helps me to learn how to cook better, but still. I'll put her as my 2nd place pick. I wouldn't mind becoming her if she gets the most votes, even though she's a pretty obvious choice.
Rating: 8/10
