#mrspizzle

Sushi (eel/avocado roll and spicy yellowtail)

Pepperoni and jalapeno pizza

Orange chicken

Guacamole/chips

Thank you for the tag!!!

Rules: you will be given a word. Then you share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word! The word I was given: wine

I’m tagging any of my writer pals out there! My mind is blanking on who might be working on stuff right now 💜

Your word is: Song 🎵

W

While Henry has never been the best Christian, though he tries to be, at the very least, he aims to be a good one. Sleep beckons him during mass and he has been known to steal, drink and fuck irresponsibly, but this might be the first time he has blasphemed mere footsteps away from statue of the Virgin herself.

I

It’s an honor, apparently, for Henry, a mere bastard bodyguard, to be given leave to share a tent with his lord. The lads grumbled goodnaturedly about special treatment until Oats kindly reminded everyone Henry is the son of the Royal Hetman, therefore worthy of sticking close to their Lord Capon’s side.

(Henry isn’t sure if he agrees or even understands what good about being a nobleman’s bastard is. Sure, he gets a better bedroll and Hans’ sleep talk about ducks and demonic carrots but everyone looks at him as though he was born scandalous – which, to be fair, he was.)

N

“No. I mean you know her. Know her better than you would one of our neighbors.”

The blade of the saw hovers over an ankle, the sharp edge floating just over the point where the joints meet.

“We grew up together,” Sir Radzig reveals. The blade touches down and skin separates, revealing muscle and bone. “In Dvoretz.”

E this is kinda cheating 😂

“Eh, we also would exchange body heat when it got bad,” Henry says offhandedly. It’s not a serious suggestion. He doubts Hans wants him sealed tight against him – he can nearly hear the promised disgust and raucous jokes. You're no bath wrench, Henry! “I would sleep right between –”

“Alright.”

Heeeeey! You tagged me in something a few days ago and I need to get to it, I’ve got the memory of fly sometimes! I’m going to do it right now haha!

8. What’s a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic to you?

this is a great question because my mind immediately touched on this hospital blanket that belonged to my grandmother when she came home for in house hospice when I was about four but it was like super soft and almost velvety and veeery thin. they don’t make hospital blankets like it anymore and I can actually still feel it under my fingertips!!!

21. Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Heheheh thank you for asking uwu :3!!!!

5. What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)

I love love love a monster, especially mango loco, ugh my favourite!!! (If I’m trying to be ✨healthy✨ I’ll have the sugar free version) but if I’m at a cafe or restaurant; a hot chocolate with oat milk and a shot of whatever caramaly syrups they have, butterscotch or salted caramel are the go to.

14. if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?

id love to hear about your top/favorite arthuriana headcanon(s) if you have any!!

sleepover saturday wednesday :)

yes of course it's totally fine to pop in omg!!!! it is a game for everyone :)

i have SO many arthuriana headcanons and i think i've shared most of my major ones...........ok i can't say that this is a top or fave headcanon bc truly i cannot decide which headcanons are my favorite lasdkasj i love all of them BUT ANYWAY it's A little headcanon i hope this suffices!!!

when morgan isn't around, the round table often turns to lancelot as their source of knowledge on the occult. which is very funny bc he doesn't know Shit about Fuck when it comes to magic, but he's the closest thing they've got. so they'll ask him shit like "hey lance is this ring cursed??? hey has someone put a charm on me?? hey this village thinks that one of their sheep is the devil, can you help????" and he just throws his hands up like "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW????????"