#mr frodo

Legolas- no way in hell! this elf would screech so loud Finarfin could hear it all the way in Valinor after having *slightly* spicy salsa

Aragorn- could eat a ghost pepper with no reaction

Boromir- talks a big game but is scared of wasabi

Faramir- adores spicy food. Adores all the food.

Frodo- he can handle it but he doesn’t like it

Gandalf- eats spicy food in moderation, but could handle a ghost pepper easily.

Gimli- hell yeah. This guy could eat a Carolina reaper pepper with only a little reaction.

Merry- hell yeah. He has a solid spice tolerance

Pippin- can barely eat tajin without sweating. Chugs an entire bottle of the stuff anyway

Sam- doesn’t like spicy food but can eat it in some forms.

Kili- ‘I can eat spicy food!’ *uses a small amount of wasabi* ‘AAAAAAAAAGH OH MAHAL! MY MOUTH! AAAAAGH!’

Fili- can eat spicy food. Likes spicy food.

Thorin- can eat spicy food. Likes spicy food.

Bard- can eat spicy food. Doesn’t love it but this man will eat everything

Thranduil- this bitch (affectionate) doesn’t know what mild is. Instead of salt he uses cayenne/Tajin.

Feanor- this motherfucker invented spicy food and could eat a Carolina reaper pepper with no reaction like he’s eating a damn potato chip.

Fingolfin- not as good as Feanor, but he can still handle spicy foods. Could probably handle a Carolina reaper pepper if he so chose.

Finarfin- this sweet innocent baby has never tried spicy food because feanor is a little bitch and told him that spicy food burns your throat.

Túrin- it doesn’t have any affect on him because he’s already in pain 🫠

In Lord of the rings (fellowship) we see the ring leaving Gollum and bouncing and rolling down the rocks:

The ring wanted to leave Gollum and therefore did.

It’s then picked up by Bilbo unwillingly; has an ‘unexpected journey’; and stays with him.

But when Bilbo is leaving, he decides to leave the ring with Frodo. The ring however, wants to stay and keep wielding its power and influence over him.

And when, at Gandalf’s insistence, Bilbo drops the ring, it still doesn’t want to leave him:

Which is why it falls flat, no bouncing or rolling away. It thuds to the floor like a child might stomp its foot when not getting its way.

It’s been a while some here’s some more dwobbit Frodo

Headcanons/my canon with this version of Frodo

-Frodo loves the rookery and spends a lot of time up there, sharing Bilbos biscuits with his feathered friends

-Thorin makes Frodo a sword with a mithril core called Khazinul, or the silent fang. Light enough for his half Hobbit son to wield with terrifying speed and in near total silence.

-Frodo is never likely to become king unless it is for a very short time towards the end of his life, he will likely step out of succession all together unless something happens to both Fili and Kili. And as such Kili trains him to be Filis other guard and the pair of dark haired Durin men look like slinking shadows behind the future golden king of Erebor and so they are given the name ‘Dûmkhaz’ or ‘twin shadows’

May I present to you my cat- who of course is named Frodo.

Don’t worry no cat had to carry the ring to Mordor during the process of this drawing.