classic "bond bothers q by flirting with him/asking him on dates and q rebuffs him" au, except every time q rebuffs bond he says something like "why don't you go ask m?" and bond takes this as q rejecting him playfully, but is still confused cuz q keeps flirting back
eventually at some point bond snaps and asks someone abt it (q? moneypenny? actually i think it's funniest if he asks m). at the end of a briefing, bond is still there, shifting about but not leaving. and when m is like "anything else, 007?" bond is like "did you know q keeps turning me down by telling me to ask you out? it's really strange..."
and m is like are you joking? and bond is like ???? and m goes "bond, q and i are married." and bond is like [shocked pikachu]
so he goes off on his mission and when he comes back he's returning his equipment to q and asks "why do you keep telling me to go ask m out when you're married?"
and q is like "well it's only polite when asking for a threesome to ensure all parties are interested in it." and bond is like "??? you didn't talk about this with m?" and q is like "of course we did, but we didn't want to put you on the spot in the event that you may feel pressured to answer a certain way as m is your superior"
and bond just goes "ah" and stumbles away, wondering why he's half hard bc of q calling m bond's superior