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Alastor: Ah—good evening, my delectable audience! And welcome to a most unexpected detour in depravity and domesticity: Bedtime Broadcast!

Now, now, don’t adjust your dials—I assure you, you're hearing me correctly. This is Alastor, the Radio Demon, bringing you something a touch softer than my usual symphonies of slaughter and soul-splitting shrieks.

Today, I come to you not as a scourge of sinners… but as a father.

May I present to you my greatest creation—not forged of blood or brimstone, but of lullabies, lull tears, and lovingly sterilized bottles—Calliope.

Yes, yes, go ahead and gasp. She’s real. She’s mine. And she’s absolutely radiant. A giggling little bundle of golden curls, dazzling eyes, and a scream that could shatter glass and the patience of the damned.

I daresay she’s the only thing in Hell that’s managed to make me soft. Don’t get used to it.

Calliope giggles. Alastor chuckles warmly.

She is the reason for this charming little blog, this Bedtime Broadcast—a chronicle of our lives together, of demon diapers, devilish teething, and the delights of fatherhood in a place where most folks wouldn't trust me with a cactus, much less a child.

But! Before we get too cozy, a bit of housekeeping—or should I say hell-keeping?

Blog Rules, with Radio Precision:

No Minors. This blog is for unholy grown-ups only. Children in Hell may be few, but this space is not for you—run along, or I’ll make you a bedtime story. A permanent one.

Be Respectful. Toward me, my daughter, and your fellow readers. Any rudeness, blasphemy, or particularly tacky fonts will be incinerated with style.

Questions Welcome—If You Dare. I am an open book, sealed in blood and bound in leather. Ask what you will—just mind your tone.

Alastor: Now, pour yourself a cup of whatever you drink, settle down, and join us weekly for tales of tantrums, teething, and terrifying tenderness.

This is Alastor—and little Calliope—signing off for tonight’s broadcast.

Important Links!

How Alastor Got Pregnant with Calliope

Alastor Gives Birth to Calliope

Alastor Introduces Calliope to Everyone

Baby OCs Birthdays!

Calliope DOB June 6th

Julep DOB September 8th

The King of Hell Returns… Again

Explaining Key Plot Points of Blog (July 2025)

OC Character Profiles:

Calliope

Julep