#mpd ask

Seeing how long it takes with different types of stimulation to make Virgil cry

Pushing to see how many times Virgil can come in a night

Tying Virgil up and touching them everywhere except for where she really wants it until he begs

Drifting into a more bratty!Virgil area-- Virgil teasing Logan in public, and once they're along Virgil puts on the angel face and says "I was just doing an experiment"

Seeing how long Virgil can wear a sex toy (be it a plug or a vibrator or a chastity device or whatever) without anyone catching on

Wizard! Shenanigans! To quote the great Liam O'Brian "What's Sexier Than Wizards? Nothing!"

Edging via bringing Virgil sooooo close.... and then letting them go and saying "Wait, I need to write something down..." (in the vein of 'the difference between science and messing around is writing it down')

They've got a spreadsheet somewhere, I'm sure. >:D

i call them "secret canons" lol

it still takes a looooong time from States of Matter for Roman to be comfortable with sex. i havent put an exact number on it but at least a year. they do a lot of making out though

Roman is attracted to Patton, but he still has very little sex drive. most of the time (i'd say a solid 60-70%) he's not actually all that interested in getting off himself, and mostly just likes to make Patton feel good.

there is a lot of kissing and roman giving patton handjobs and blowjobs followed by roman getting the shit snuggled out of him in their sex life

another reason for that is the size difference - Roman has a big dick for his body size, and then patton is fucking tiny on top of that. penetration takes a significant amount of very slow and thorough prep, and its so time intensive that they usually dont bother

this also means that the rare times Roman is interested in an orgasm blowjobs from patton are Also Difficult and Patton basically winds up mouthing and kitten licking at the head.