#mothermaple

I read once that guinea pigs whistle when they're happy. Please tell me, is this true?

They whistle when they’re hungry - and it’s loud. Spice knows when I open my crisper drawer and immediately starts up a loud chorus: Wheek! Wheek! Wheek!

Happiness is marked by purring, making the pigs’ entire bodies vibrate. It’s the greatest thing ever.

Below is a pic of Cinnamon, our older cavy. Can I resist those floppy ears of hers? No ma’am, no I cannot.

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For A Good Time, Call Betty by @mothermaple

Betty's job should be sexy, but it isn't. Her mother shouldn't be a monster, but she is. And her roommate...her roommate should be so much more.

AU best friends/roommates to lovers story, with a healthy dose of sexy friendship and banter thrown in along the way.

One of my absolute favourite Bughead multichapters.

I just hope some of the writers follow you. Someone needs to tell them what they're doing wrong.

Relationship Status: married

Favorite Color: Black. 

Lipstick or Chapstick: Blistex. I buy it by the boatload and have it everywhere: purse, pocket, by my bed.

Three favorite foods: Black olives, those malted milk robin’s eggs that dye your lips blue, and mint chocolate chip ice cream. I actually cant keep these foods in the house or I will lose all control and eat the entire can/bag/carton.

Last song I listened to: Perfect Day by Lou Reed. It’s one of my favorites: the lyrics start with happiness and go to a really strange, dark place. No wonder Bowie fell for this artist.

Last Movie I watched: Call Me By Your Name. I loved it. And then my daughter and I watched To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, and we both loved it.

Books I’m currently reading:  Wellllll. I’m rereading Jane Eyre for the 1000th time, and Anne With an E made me want to reread the Anne books. Also reading Education: A Memoir. 

Yes, I have books everywhere.

Last thing I googled: Grammar for my current edit job. Woohoo, it’s getting hot up in here!

Time: Always running away from me.

Song Stuck in my head: Usually something by The Monkees or the Partridge Family. Or Cardi B. 

What are you wearing: Like @mothermaple, I am also wearing pajamas AND MY NEW FURRY FLIP FLOP SLIPPERS THAT I LOVE SO MUCH AND BOUGHT FOR MYSELF FROM AMAZON 

How many blankets do you sleep with: One, and I’m guaranteed to throw it off during the night.

Dream Trip: Norway or Scotland, or Turks and Caicos because - umbrella drinks, yo.