February 14
It's International Book Giving Day, and wouldn't it be nice if books were available for free to everyone? That'd be great. Too bad that'll never happen. It's also Library Lovers Day. Don't know what a library is, but loving one sure sounds dirty to me, like loving a dewberry or the Pillsbury doughboy. What a sick fetish. Loving a bush fruit, or a cartoon mascot. Gross. Better stay away from libraries. Read a book instead.











