#morticia

Yandere (or not, its fine!) batfam x batmom! mortica addams! reader 🙈

idk if its because of the idea of a man that dresses up as a bat x a goth lady that loves bats.

OH OH and it would be so fun if wednesday and pugsley were there too OH MY GOD AND THING i loved their vintage movies AND the show from 2021-2025 (i js finished it so thats why im so hyperfixated on this also could this be headcanons please and thank you! <3

🦇 First Impressions

Bruce is instantly obsessed. A woman who not only tolerates his nocturnal, brooding lifestyle but actually embraces it? He sees you like a gothic dream manifested. You talk about death like poetry, you cultivate poison gardens, and you think bats are "adorable little night-angels." Bruce is gone.

The rest of the Batfam is just… captivated. You’re calm in the face of their dramatics, witty in a way that cuts but feels like velvet. Even Damian, usually immune to charms, finds himself lingering near you.

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Bruce: Broodingly possessive. He doesn’t just want you — he wants your darkness to belong only to him. He won’t tolerate the idea of you “slumming it” with mere mortals; he’ll insist you belong in his manor, his cave, his world.

Dick: The most dangerously obsessive. He’s so enthralled with how maternal yet mysterious you are. Loves how you comfort Wednesday and Pugsley but still praise them when they set up a little guillotine for their toys. He’s desperate for your approval, constantly trying to prove himself.

Jason: Secretly soft for you. He’s protective in a more violent way. Anyone looks at you too long? He’s got a bullet for them. He also admires your blasé attitude toward death — it validates his own resurrection trauma.

Tim: Stalker mode activated. He researches every single Addams family lineage just to “understand you better.” He probably steals strands of your hair from your brush to analyze (and keep).

Damian: Obsessed in a childlike but intense way. He insists you’re his real mother now. He compares your elegance to Talia and finds you superior because you let him keep a pet vulture without complaint.

Cassandra & Stephanie: Both clingy in their own way. Cass follows you around like a shadow, Stephanie tries to joke with you just to see you smile.

🦇 Addams Kids Meet the Bats

Wednesday vs. Damian is a battle of the century. They sit in dead silence at the dining table, daggers in their eyes, both sharpening actual daggers under the tablecloth. Weirdly enough, they gain mutual respect — she calls him “almost tolerable.”

Pugsley absolutely idolizes Jason. They bond over explosives. Alfred nearly retires when Pugsley and Jason blow a hole in the Batcave wall.

Thing freaks Tim out at first… until he realizes it’s the perfect silent assistant for his sleepless coding binges. Now Tim hoards Thing in his room for “help.”

The Batfam starts competing with the Addams kids for your attention. Wednesday shows you her latest dissected frog, and Damian immediately drags in a freshly hunted pheasant like, “Mother, look at mine instead.”

Family dinners are bizarrely wholesome. You serve roasted crow and nightshade salad while Alfred pretends he’s not horrified. Bruce sits there glowing because it feels like the “perfect family.”

You call them “my little creatures of the night” in that smooth Morticia voice. Everyone — Bruce, Dick, Jason, even Damian — melts. They crave that praise.

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