i've figured out my taste in men is exclusively boys with shiny eyes who have never once exercised critical thinking before they open their mouth and honestly? i'm proud of that

id only date a man if he was a himbo

‘do you prefer looks or intelligence’ buddy i’m not even gonna pretend to be noble here. i will absolutely bone a beautiful dipshit. i’ve done it before and i’ll do it again. reciting passages from obscure textbooks does nothing for me. just tell me that you’re not sure what state toronto is in and my clothes will vaporize off of my body in an instant.