After reading your Maine coone dazai post(which by the way were so cute😗) I came up with a couple ideas that I think would suit him!
1. He's a very smart cat. He knows all the moment of mice in the house, and knows how to open doors.
2. Just like regular dazai hes kinda....suicidal? Question mark because i have zero idea if a cat can even be so but- you have to keep chocolate away from him. Something he purposefully tries to get into.
3. Like og dazai he's mischievous and probably the type of cat to scream at you in the middle of the night. He seems like the type of cat that thrives of being unpredictable and annoying.
4. Assuming that all the other bsd characters are also cats- you'll find yourself getting a vist from another cat that catzai brought back(atsushi)
I'll love to hear your thoughts about these!!!
hmm, maine coon!catzai was a little more on the realistic side when i first wrote them. i can touch more on these headcanons you came up with~!
𑄝 maine coon!catzai is an intelligent creature; i debated adding in the original post about how his massive kitty paws are constantly messing with the door whether it's by slipping them under the crack or jumping on his hind legs to use the doorknob. he's been caught by you a few times opening the front door because he came to the realization that's where his human goes! he wants to follow you! and then you have to scoop the big, crying cat up to put back in the apartment. there are childproof locks on the doors now that he is actively working on figuring out — trust.
𑄝 maine coon!catzai is not necessarily a "suicidal" cat, since it is currently not scientifically proven that animals can have suicidal thoughts or tendencies. however, he does get into or eat things he shouldn't. he loves the giant fake leaves on your faux plants in the apartment that have visible teeth marks and chunks missing, alongside fishing in the garbage can for some yummy plastic and aluminum. he does try climbing up the curtains — but he's too big! so, he falls back down to the floor with a hard thunk :( he also knocks your breakable stuff down, knowing fully well that it will get him in trouble with you since that seems to be a death wish in itself. he doesn't care though — he's a cat, and you still treat him like a sweet little baby at the end of the day. you did have to go in search of "kitty chocolate" because he kept trying to eat all of yours.
𑄝 maine coon!catzai is extremely mischievous. while he does love you, and loves being your domesticated house cat, he does try to play with you like he did the "bad" humans out in the general public that would try to capture him. he jumps from platform to platform when you're rushing to grab him for knocking over another mug or caught him eating more of the fake leaves; he crawls under the freshly clean sheets while you're making the bed like a fluffy slinky; plays with the toilet paper in the bathroom to make a bed of it and lays on it; and takes pillows off the couch and drags them with his teeth to a different room. he screams often until he is granted sufficient attention to his satisfaction. he does like to climb on top of the cabinets in the kitchen to stretch out with his tail dangling, and he runs out the back door to frolic in the grass of the itsy-bitsy backyard — he likes to eat dandelions.
𑄝 maine coon!catzai is not the only kitty running around here! there's been some days when catzai is in the backyard, meowing, and you peeked out to see there is a skittish white and black kitten on the other side of the fence with pretty yellow eyes. it runs away before you can even get close to check on it, and catzai's ears lower, looking at you with big eyes, almost as if he is asking you to go get the kitten! it takes a few more visits, but eventually the white kitten hops the fence to play with catzai, a distraction so you can carefully nab it by its scruff and bring them both inside to give it a bath while it screams and meows and kicks around, making your big baby start to scream back — as an ineffective way to calm the kitten — and suddenly you are the proud owner of two rambunctious cats that hog space in your bed. this little kitten at least is polite and doesn't knock over your mugs or the water bowl. well... at least for now, until catzai teaches him how to.
- ghxst
