Discordian Moon Chants
A ritual to awaken your inner animal powers. When the full moon shines, go to a glade in the forest you can also do the ritual in the city park or on the highway but in nature it works best. Take off your clothes. Stand in a comfortable position. Relax and recite the following: Eris Discordia, I came here to activate my powers that have been within me since time immemorial. Chaos is nature and nature is chaos and I am nature and you are chaos. Hail Eris Discordia. Breathe in and out deeply and relax. Now step into a squatting position and clench your hands to your fists. One you lay on your chest, the other you put in the ground below you. Close your eyes, lower your head to your chest, breathe deeply and evenly, imagine yourself roaming through the woods as a human being thousands of years ago, absolutely free and unbound, one with nature. Quiet whispering: Eris Discordia, I'm here. Visualize how your breasts glow softly and speak A Eris Discordia I am nature. Visualize how the light slowly spreads until your neck shines and says O Eris Discordia gives me the elemental power of chaos. Visualize now how the light spreads to your eyes and breaks out of it, saying U Chant: I'm a naked monkey. I'm nature. Nature is chaos. Increase in volume until you feel the power. Until you feel how it wants to break out of you. Then you suddenly point your arms sideways backwards, chest out, head in the neck, look at the moon and repeat in howling tone AOU (spoken Ahuuuuuuuuu!). Relax, feel the animal, chaotic energy that is now in you and enjoy nature.
