Dec 1, 2022
Kallamar, reading from a magazine: If you were the leader of a new country, what would your flag look like?
Narinder: Just Garfield’s face. It’s a power move: there’s no doubt I’m the supreme leader of my land if no one stops me from making Garfield the flag of my country.
Leshy: Flags are outdated symbols that lead to unnecessary nationalist exaltation. We will replace flags with a national QR code that will provide Taco Bell coupons and lead you to my TikTok.
Shamura: I’d go for a simple three-colored stripe approach where each color represents one of the country’s values: blue for diplomacy, purple for patience, and red for the blood that will be spilled if anyone raises a finger against me.
