America: America’s curious streak comes around, and he’ll be asking them lots of questions. This woman is beautiful; when and where will he see her again? While he already is approachable, he’ll try and add some suaveness to this. Subtle things- like improved posture- will help, but he’s not the best at smooth flirtations. Still, these mess ups will come across as endearing. He’ll be fine.

Canada: Canada would most likely be a little flustered that they’re speaking to him! But once he’s overcome his shock, he’s able to hold a good conversation with them, dropping hints at how beautiful he thinks she is without coming across as a sleaze. He’s subtle and almost flawless at slipping in some flirting to the point she may not realise until thinking about the conversation later.

England: Gentleman: 100. While he’s a foul-mouth at times, his manners will be much more proper and his accent will become slightly more RP (subconsciously or consciously is the real question). He’s a little socially awkward but once the conversation has started, he’ll be fine and formal. He’ll also use pet names with them more than the average person.

France: France is the nation of love! If they were willing, he’d flirt with them of course. He’s always one for highlighting the attributes of another which he thinks are the most beautiful, so would be giving them plenty of compliments to keep their self-esteem as great as the beauty he sees. He’s not just about physical beauty. Once he gets talking to them, he’ll praise their personality too.

China: China’s old, he’s spoken to plenty of attractive women in his time. So his changes are subtle to the point he and the woman may not realise. Slight changes in body language, his voice might drop a bit lower, he might try and tidy his hair and outfit up as they’re talking, but he’s the same old China. The main differences are that he’s calmer and has a less erratic voice.

Russia: If he doesn’t know this woman, Russia would probably take note that she’s attractive but me more interested in her motive for talking with him. He hasn’t got the most normal relationship with the women closest to him (his sisters) and why would they interact with him of all nations? Once they’re ‘passed’ his assessment, he’ll assign them a nickname related to beauty.

I love writing about the UK bro’s so I really enjoyed writing this! To avoid there being too many people in the scenario, I’ve just included Scotland, Wales and Ireland since you requested them (Sealand and N. Ireland are the two other brothers mentioned). Since you haven’t requested any names, I’ve used Allistor, Dyllan and Patrick!

(There’s British/Irish slang slotted in here. I haven’t left a ‘definitions’ section, but most of them are either explained either in definition or by subsequent reaction. Also, some swearing).

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“So, I’m meeting three of your brothers tonight, right?”

Arthur grunted in affirmation, “As you know, I’ve got five brothers but you’ll just be meeting the three of them tonight. Not that my parents don’t want to meet you, of course, they’ve said they’d love to meet you soon. As the twats were so keen to meet you, mum and dad said they’d arrange another date to get to know you, and have taken my two youngest brothers out with them for the evening.”

“Twats?”

Arthur’s hands momentarily went white against the car wheel, “You’ll see what I mean, S/O.”

“You don’t mention them too much apart from insults, what’re they like?”

After a sigh, he answered, “Allistor is quite gruff regardless of how much he’s had to drink, although I imagine he’ll be more tempered with you. We spat a lot. Patrick’s a little chirpier although just as much of a taunt. Dyllan is the quietest of the bunch and quite well-tempered in comparison to the rest of us stubborn gits. Unless his name gets pronounced wrong, that is.”

“How’s it pronounced?” S/O questioned, “I didn’t take much notice when you said it the first time.”

“With the Welsh double l sound. He’ll probably let you off the hook until he’s taught you, but I can never get my mouth around it. He’s the one that hates me the least out of the three of them, but he still holds a grudge over that.”

Arthur turned his indicators on, turning into a housing estate, “Just a couple more minutes. Luckily there’s no rugby on tonight, so they shouldn’t be so rowdy.”

S/O didn’t know how relieved to be. Arthur wasn’t exactly selling his brothers. 

Once they pulled into a driveway, the front door of the fairly modest house opened, a brunet figure standing in the doorway. Upon Arthur and S/O opening their car doors, he spoke, “Evening, both.”

“S/O, Dyllan. Dyllan, S/O.”

Dyllan huffed softly, “It’s Dyllan, ignore him.”

Dyllan stuck his hand out for S/O to shake, who attempted to pronounce his name upon taking it, “Not quite, but at least you’re having a go, unlike someone.”

Arthur huffed, much louder than his brother, “I’m guessing that if you’re starting on me, then those two are going to be much worse.”

“They wanna see who you’ve brought home. Personally, I think they’re tidy, but you know how ruthless they can be.”

“Tidy?” Arthur had said casual clothing was fine, so S/O hadn’t exactly dressed up.

“S’another way of saying nice, don’t worry yourself about it,” Dyllan smiled, “Al, Pat, get here!”

A few moments later, two redheads appear at the top of the stairway, “Arthur, ya dobber, who you brought home with ya?”

“Hello to you too, Allistor,” Arthur grumbled, “This is S/O.”

“Well, you scrub up nicely unlike the minger you’re dating. If it’s the eyebrows you fancy, then us three are much better candidates.”

“If you’ve got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all Allistor. Piss off.”

“Alrigh’, I'm doing dinner and need to go check on the meat anyway. Feel free to come chat in a bit, S/O, just don’t bring grumpy knickers with you.”

As soon as Allistor left for the kitchen, Patrick introduced himself, “Stop pouting Art, he’s just codding ya. Why act like the perfect fam now only for S/O to be surprised about the fact we’re a bunch of knobs. Anyway, S/O, I’m looking forward to getting to know ya!”

Patrick and Dyllan joined Allistor in the kitchen-diner, leaving Arthur and S/O in the hallway.

“Hey, they seem fun to me,” S/O reassured their pouting boyfriend, “I love how quirky humour from the British Isles is, so I want to hear you all banter.”

“Banter?” Arthur remarked, perking up a little, “I don’t think I’ve ever said that word in front of you.”

“I’ve watched some British TV here and there. It’s pretty good.”

Arthur recomposed himself, “I’m going to go upstairs for a few minutes as I need to use the bathroom, but feel free to join them.”

S/O headed into the kitchen-diner. Patrick was lounging back on a dining room chair with a drink next to him while the two other brothers were at the kitchen counter, cutting vegetables.

“What’re you making?” S/O asked.

“It’s Saturday night, but we’re making Sunday roast,” Dyllan explained, “I hope you’re hungry, Allistor has cut up way too many vegetables.”

“We’re all growing lads, and I don’t know what S/O’s appetite is like.”

“We’re all in our twenties,” Dyllan countered, “Anyway, feel free to join Patrick at the table, S/O, we’ve got this all sorted.”

As S/O sat, Patrick slid his glass over to them, “Wanna sip?”

“No thanks, I’m good.”

“Do you want anything to drink?”

“Just water is fine.”

“You can drink alcohol if you want, but if that’s the case- Oi, Al! Get S/O a glass of water!”

Arthur appeared a few minutes later, with Allistor greeting him with a, “Art, what’s the similarity between you and this?”

“You make this stupid joke every time we have a roast. Stop calling me a Yorkshire pudding, you twerp.”

“Ahm only joking with ya, Art,” Allistor responded, “Everything’s almost done, set the table up.”

The meal itself was far from the best, and was rather bland. But the company was far from boring. With the brother’s sardonic quips and creative but sarcastic jibes, there wasn’t any silence other than a few brief moments. And, oh boy, when Dyllan suggested they get Cluedo or Monopoly out, their ‘tough love’ went even further down the drain.

But S/O wasn’t the target of any of the insults unless they walked into it and the brothers were pleasant with them. That didn’t mean they were left out.

“Alright,” Arthur said after a while, “I should get S/O home, it’s getting late.”

“What a coincidence that you’re saying that as soon as you’ve had to mortgage some of your properties.” Dyllan smirked.

“He’s a sore loser. As sore as his backside’ll be if he doesn’t admit he’d be in last place anyway.”

“Stuff off, the pair of you.”

Patrick watched his brothers before contributing, “He’s still sulking that he went first because we use the ‘youngest player rolls first’ rule.”

Arthur flicked a hotel at him, “’Stuff off’ extends to you too, you know.”

“Oi, that was ma hotel!” Allistor yelled, “You’d better get S/O home now otherwise they’re gonna see us rugby tackle ya!”

That was enough for Arthur to shoot off and get his shoes on.

“We taunt the hell out of him because he’s so easy to wind up, but you’re a good’un in our books.” Allistor said, clearly referring to S/O although his eyes were still in the direction Arthur left.

“Thank you.” S/O was slightly confused, but in the few hours they’d known the brothers, they’d already figured out that this was what they were normally like.

“No problem!” Patrick said, “You’re more than welcome back!”

Dyllan nodded, “And you make our brother happy. Even though we pretend we hate him, he’s alright. But he seems more pleasant since you two met, especially since you started dating. Thank you.”

“C’mon Dyllan, we can drink to that.”

Dyllan passed S/O a glass, “Cheers.”

I imagine this was requested as a sequel to an Allies version I wrote a few days ago, which can be found here if anyone is interested!: https://aph-imagines.tumblr.com/post/621937789098950656/how-would-allies-react-to-an-attractive-woman-who

Italy: Italy canonically is known to flirt with the women who he finds attractive, and if they approach him first, he’s even more likely to do so. He’ll repeatedly refer to them as ‘bella’ and have a perfected blend of flirting and his chirpy personality while getting to know them. Once their conversation is over, he’ll likely invite them out sometime for a drink (whether it is a date or not is up to the woman). However, if they aren’t interested or a little shy, he may come across as a little OTT!

Germany: Germany will get very flustered at first, losing his breath and blushing. He’ll be grinding his teeth during the interaction. There’ll be internal cursing- he’s done plenty of reading on how to be less awkward in situations like this, but it isn’t translating now that he actually wants to seem collected around this lady, dammit! Despite his flustering, he’ll still be very polite although he’s radiating awkwardness. If she goes on to ask for something professionally, he’ll be fine eventually, although his body language is giving away exactly what his mind is thinking. If she’s asking something more personal, help him.

Japan: Japan’s mouth and mind won’t be cooperating. While he just wants to have a nice, normal conversation with her, his speech will be all over the place. He’ll be mixing up syllables, talking so fast that he’ll have to clarify and just won’t be coherent even if only needed to give her a one word answer. After his initial fluster, he’ll bow, apologise and continue much more normally. Well, it looks normal, there’s still internal panic. He’ll still sound extremely nervous and won’t give eye contact, but he’s more successful at masking why this beautiful woman caught him off guard.

Spain: Spain will be very open and affectionate with them. He enjoys being in the company of beautiful women so this is natural for him! The differences will be subtle but effective. Nicknames will be one of the main telltales as to whether he thinks they’re attractive- not the fact they he’s given them one- many nations have a nickname from him- but which ones he uses are more important. He’ll also be very well mannered, making sure she is comfortable and relaxed. He’ll also be asking them plenty of questions- would she be interested in meeting up again? What is her favourite activity to do so he can accompany her?

(I’ve interpreted this as ‘s/o said it because they feel like a supportive big brother’ rather than doing anything sexual since I didn’t know which way you wanted this to go Anon!)

Denmark: “You think I’m more like a big brother than a boyfriend? Should we be cuddling like this if that’s the case?” Denmark won’t be that fazed, making a light joke of it. Nicknames don’t bother him that much; he gives himself them half the time. ‘Big brother’ may be a bit much, but in the heat of the moment, he’s fine with it as long as they are.

Norway: Norway will be confused at first, and then flattered. Big brothers are supposed to be supportive and protective, right? Is that how he makes his s/o feel? If so, then he’d be honoured, although he would be questioning why they chose to say it as ‘big brother’ in the moment rather than giving him an explanation beforehand.

Iceland: A very embarrassed bean here! He’s not a huge fan of nicknames to start with, but big brother of all names? He’ll be bright red before his s/o gets the chance to blink. After of incoherent babbling, he’ll ask them why they called him ‘big brother’ of all things before having to excuse himself and wash his face.

Finland: “Oh?” Finland will be curious as to why they chose ‘big brother’ of all things to call him. Even though it was a heat of the moment thing, he’ll be asking them as though it was premeditated. It doesn’t upset him; he’s kind of wanted to be a big brother for a long time. He just never expected that the first person to call him so would be his s/o!

Sweden: Sweden has been it all- brother, father, supposedly husband. Long story short, family means a lot to this nation. If his s/o feels as if he’s like a big brother figure, then that’s a compliment to him. He idealises a strong family unit, so if his s/o feels comfortable and relaxed enough to call him big brother, then that makes him very happy.

(It looks like my first kisses and two people having a crush on one person series’ are kinda popular haha).

So far I’ve only done Prussia, Spain and America, so here are England and Canada for you Anon!

England may make his first kiss a little cliché. Kissing them after he’s ensured that his s/o will get home/has gotten home safely is the likely way his first kiss will plan out. Despite being experienced with relationships, he’ll still come across as awkward, averting his eyes and stumbling with his words. This is because all his brain cells are all telling him different things. Once he’s gotten them into gear, he’ll politely ask, “Would I be possible that we could kiss before your departure?” and if his s/o is fine with this, the kiss will commence from there. He’s a slow but chaste kisser, using this as a time to figure out the shape of his s/o’s lips and how they tend to kiss. Kisses thereafter will be more experimental, but he wants to keep his first kiss as one to explore this newfound intimacy.

Canada, like his brother, is a one-of-two-ways kinda guy! However, the situation really needs to lead up to a kiss. One situation where it could occur is quite a homey one. Either the good old ‘s/o got maple syrup on their lip’ or a good, romantic movie will do it. This kind of kiss will be very gentle- his s/o will know it happened because he takes so long to put his lips on theirs; they might not feel it as he’s so gentle. The other situation is when he’s powered by adrenaline, after a difficult stretch in a hike or winning an ice hockey game. A kiss from his s/o would be the icing on the cake, so he’ll ask them for permission and then go for it. This kiss will be more noticeable but still soft. He’s hoping that he’ll have plenty of kisses with his s/o in the future, so feels that there’s no need to start with anything too complex.

While Russia is an affectionate nation himself, he may be a bit nervy around someone with an equal love for cuddling and kisses at first. He’s used to asking a lot of people for them, but someone wanting who both returns the sentiment and actually wants to cuddle up and kiss him? He’s not used to that.

Once he’s in a more established relationship with his s/o, he’s definitely more at ease. Over time he’ll become much less tentative and let them cuddle up to him for as long as they both want to (or until someone gets a dead arm). While he may not be able to do so all day, every day due to having to attend lots of meetings, he will be totally content cuddling, kissing and falling asleep in a cozy bed to a favourite TV show if that’s what his s/o is up for.

France: France has fallen in love many times, but he’s also experienced heartbreak in a lot of those cases. Flirting with a pretty person is oh so different from true love, and France knows this well. While he’s calm and collected upon his realisation, he’ll not interact with his best friend for a little while after, having some time away from them to mull- should he commit or let it fizzle out? After, he will treat them like royalty, but the question is, will he be the Prince/King or the best friend of his beautiful royal?

Spain: Spain is the most likely to just come out with it to his best friend up front. He’d ask something wistful, such as, “Hey, bestie, have you ever considered what life would be like if there was romance between us just as strong as our platonic bond?” He wouldn’t look them in the eye as he asked to hide the emotions he’s suddenly feeling for them upon realising. From there, he can gauge whether they feel the same or not without seeming too out of character or accidentally breaking either of their hearts.

Prussia: Oh dear. Prussia actually gets pretty flustered when it comes to romance! Hopefully he doesn’t realise when he’s actually out with his best friend because he’ll probably just seize up and become a man of few words. He’ll have to have an urgent meeting with his diary and try and write out his thoughts before deciding what to do next. After asking advice from some of his more romantically versed friends (and being very embarrassed about it), he’ll probably just come out with it rather than any of their romantic suggestions the next time he sees his best friend.

America: America would love to do a mini road trip with his S/O. Starting with a slightly excessive brunch (”You’re gonna need the energy for all the things I have planned, S/O!”), he’d then take them to either a theme park or the local fair, whichever was closer or whichever he knew his S/O would prefer. After a day full of games and rides, he’d take his S/O for out to a buffet (”You have what you want, I have what I want. We’re both happy!”) After that, movie night! Whether it’s at a drive-in cinema or sitting on a pillow-infested sofa, he doesn’t care as long as he can have cuddles with his S/O and one of his favourite movies is on.

Canada: Canada would love to spend time exploring the great outdoors with his S/O! Whether it is the highlights of Canada or the local geography of his S/O’s home country, he isn’t bothered as long as the trek isn’t too bland but accommodates his S/O’s fitness level and interest. Appreciating gorgeous environments and his equally gorgeous S/O is perfect for him. While trekking, he can get to know more about his partner- their thoughts, their dreams. If they’re only doing a day trip, he’ll have found the best part of the walk beforehand so they can have an amazing picnic there. If it’s overnight, this will also happen, but he’d also know where is best to pitch their tent so they can stargaze together.

England: England’s date would be something traditional yet relaxed. After a morning of sightseeing in England and telling his S/O the people who he interacted with in the same places in the past, he’d invite them for some afternoon tea in his favourite tea garden or garden centre. He’d act as if this was spontaneous, but this would be all planned of course- he’d make sure preferences and potential allergies were accounted for. After debating the important questions of life (”Pronunciation of scone is a very important matter in England, S/O, I can assure you.”) and literature, he’d invite them to his home to peruse his library and spend some time reading in front of the fireplace.

France: France would be honoured if his S/O accompanied him for some fine dining. He’d extensively discuss the matter with the finest Parisian chefs whom he is acquainted to. After all the organising he seems to be doing, his S/O is surprised that they’re only visiting his apartment. However, it’s been adorned with fairy lights with France’s old gramophone playing sweet tunes with a personal chef cooking their favourite dishes. It may not be the grandest restaurant in Paris- he’s been there plenty a time- but France appreciates the simplicities of life. If he was in a restaurant, he’d be looking at the décor, not spending the whole night acknowledging the beauty before him! 

China: China’s first priority in life is food. After a morning exploring museums (as long as the topic of the museum isn’t something he’s too salty about, he’d eagerly answer any questions his S/O has about its contents if he knows!), he’d invite his S/O to his home. He’d love to cook some of his cuisine for them. He’d be happy with them perusing his home while he cooks, but if they want to stay with him in the kitchen, he’d be happy to teach them his cooking methods. Once he has served up, he’ll teach them about Chinese superstitions that he practices within his home (”Don’t cut your noodles, S/O, long noodles are good luck!”). After cuddling throughout their food comas, he’d love to take his S/O on a scenic walk!  

Russia: Russia would be a fan of something simple but effective. He’d greet his S/O with a bouquet of flowers and discuss plans for the day while they put them into a vase. Brunch would be the first thing on the agenda, somewhere scenic where they can have a bit more privacy than the average restaurant. After that, they’d head out and walk around a local park discussing the good things in life before heading towards the local train station and going to somewhere more rural. Traversing through woods and fields is a relaxing change of pace from his country duties, but having his S/O with him makes him completely forget about his worries. To finish off the date, he’d bring his S/O to a local farm where they can sample the fruits and jams.