#mod badman

Your favorite character, Rika from Touhou Project, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Builds and pilots a giant tank in the hopes of stopping a girl flying on a turtle from returning to her shrine

Builds and pilots a giant eye with wings in the hopes of stopping a girl flying on a turtle after she destroyed her tanks

Attempts to get said girl to follow her after losing by fake crying, only to fail and actually cry

Joined an evil spirit in a quest to get a divine orb so she could turn it into a cat

Your favorite character, Roxas from Kingdom Hearts II, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Equates friendship to being able to eat ice cream with someone

When his friend is left weaponless, he offers her a stick

Takes on several jobs just to afford a pretzle

Uses a skateboard to deliver the mail

Your favorite character, Red from Pokemon, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Goes an entire video game without speaking and nobody questions it, even people he doesn't know

Goes missing for three years only to be found atop a giant snow-peaked mountain training his Pokemon in seclusion

Your favorite character, Reimu Hakurei from Touhou Project, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Was terrified of a pile of sentient rocks

Beats up anybody in her way like a bully

You can stop now, he's finally in the queue. Enjoy your dweeb when he returns from mage camp!

Your favorite character, Lon’qu from Fire Emblem Awakening, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Is absolutely mortified of women

Is the self-proclaimed best potato peeler in the entire army

Plays house with a dragon and gets really into it/enjoys it

Your favorite character, Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Bases his entire life on high stakes card games

Wears a collar around his neck, even though he’s in high school

If you submit in a character with a generic name, please inform us of what series they are from. If you can, please provide a last name because that helps too. If the character has a memorable enough name, or is an iconic character, err on the side of caution if you think we won’t know who it is.

Examples of what to do:

Kirby

Professor Samuel Oak

Henry from Fire Emblem Awakening

Examples of what not to do:

Sakura (Which Sakura? Sakura Haruno? Sakura Kinomoto? Kyoko Sakura?)

There are a few asks in the ask box that are from obscure series, or just the first name of a character. We can’t do much with them if we google them and find either nothing, or multiple different characters. So please make our jobs easier and clarify your character’s identity!

One last note, please send in actual characters. We have an ask in the box for a fictional character that was created by several fans - we can’t do much about Fandom Created Characters, as their “canon” is always interpreted differently by different people. Don’t send in characters like:

Meimu Hakurei

Fandomstuck Doctor Who

Please understand, we can only do what is within our knowledge base and what we can actively Google. We hope to continue to bring you enjoyable content as we tell you just why your favored characters are absolute dweebs, so if you could make our jobs marginally more easy on us, that’d be splendid!