[ TXT ]  :   i have a sinking suspicion that i know who the culprit behind the incident is... 

[ TXT ]  : and that i might be talking to her right now

Yeah I do!

Here’s an old drawing from September of a little self insert au!

Stupid questions about your AU:

-Which of the dorks has dirty magazines under their bed and which one finds them by accident?

-Which of them puts in the effort of wearing lingerie and which wears their holey old underwear?

-Do they sext? Which one of them is unironically terrible at it.

-Who steals the others clothes the most?

Hi! You literally just made my day with this ask! Thank you so much I always love drawing the boys

-out of the two boys, Link 125% has dirty magazines under his bed. He has a whole drawer of toys and things and he absolutely doesn’t hide at all haha. Revali has *stuff* but he’s way more secretive about it and low-key ashamed. (he also lives with his mom, he’s NOT having her find that crap)

-you’d think that it’d be Link with the holey underwear but when he actually wants to impress someone (namely Revali) AND when he’s feeling feminine, he wears fancy undies and has quite a repertoire of scantily clad outfits and things to wear. Revali doesn’t like “mens” lingerie but he likes to be well kept (but that’s mostly body-care routine wise and less underclothes wise). Eventually Revali gets into wearing feminine underwear for Link’s sake but that’s much later on in the story. But he does like being well dressed and looking very classy! A very black boxer briefs kind of guy.

Both of them do have a set of shame pajama clothes that are absolutely trashed and never see the light of day.

-they absolutely sext. and tbh they’re both bad at it. Like they have moments of like “oh wow that was hot and I have to be normal at work now ok thanks asshole.” (like when Link just sends nudes while they’re hanging out with friends and Revali is like “omg dUDE-!”) but usually it’s one of them attempting to be flirty and the other making a joke that entirely ruins the mood and may or may not result in an argument later. (Revali is the one who gets pissed off most easily though, he’s like “why can’t you fucking take me seriously I’m sending you nudes you shithead!! That’s it, I’m revoking dick privileges. You’re banned. no more for you until you learn to appreciate it.”

-Link is a clothing thiever and it doesn’t stop at Revali. mf has taken everyones clothes. nobody is safe.

izzy has an ipad— one of the stupidly expensive ones ‘cause stede can’t help himself— and he’s obsessed with those games that have ads every five seconds advertising more repetitive games.

but here’s the catch— there’s a password on his app store, and he has to run to get stede to unlock it every single time. after every impulse click.

meanwhile ed’s ipad just has garageband on it.