#mlm pining

They should invent a man that likes annoying stupid autistic faggots that are bad at everything

I love when boys are dogs. I love when boys pant and bark and beg and growl. I love when boys have sharp teeth and big eyes and their neck is collared. I love boys on all fours.

i think one of the hottest puppy/owner things ever is when owner shows his puppyboy off to his friends and maybe they take turns with him just to see if he's really as good as he's said to be...,, mmhhghg i got hard thinking about it ,,

constantly calling him "bro" and "dude" cuz we're just friends and i'm trying to come off as super chill and hella platonic (even tho i day dream about him fucking me till i cry, praising and worshiping his perfect body, and kissing and biting him all over )

pretty sure cuddling together in my bed while it rains outside is definitely going to increase your lifespan, just saying <33

fat men with happy trails. you agree. reblog.