They should invent a man that likes annoying stupid autistic faggots that are bad at everything

I love when boys are dogs. I love when boys pant and bark and beg and growl. I love when boys have sharp teeth and big eyes and their neck is collared. I love boys on all fours.

"Let me take care of you-" god yes please, somebody fucking hold me already and stroke my hair ugghh my heart's gonna burst just thinking about someone's deep, unyielding affection for me

constantly calling him "bro" and "dude" cuz we're just friends and i'm trying to come off as super chill and hella platonic (even tho i day dream about him fucking me till i cry, praising and worshiping his perfect body, and kissing and biting him all over )

"awww does puppy want a kiss?" mmmgghhfhshs yes puppy wants all of the kisses..mm pl. Ease

Lets create a house where yelling means we’re having fun. When you hear a door slam you know it was accidentally pulled with too much strength, not slammed out of anger. When there is silence, it is Contentment, not another passive aggressive fight. The dog is no longer barking to protect, he simply just wants the cats to play with him. Let’s create a safe, warm environment that makes you feel like you can breathe, not hold your breath. Let’s stomp on the eggshells we use to tip toe on. Together we will make this house into a home. And welcome all with open arms into this kind and loving space.

Stop. Think about taking your exhausted knight to bed after a hard day and sucking on his fresh bruises until he's whimpering and tearing up a little and melting into the sheets in a twitching heap of muscles. You may scroll now