#mlisa

Az mısın? Çok musun?

Kar mısın? Yağmur mu yoksa bulut musun?

Kim bilir? Kimin çilesi çok acep?

Kim bilir? Kimin düzeni yok?

mlisa: why do you want it off the record do have something to hide?

joanne: I do it because I choose to, I need no other reason than that do I?

mlisa: do you have something to hide?

joanne: I might have. Do you mlisa?

mlisa: That's not what I asked. What do you have to hide?

joanne: Do people generally listen when you ask them something?

mlisa: You don't listen carefully.

joanne: Oh, what gave the impression that I don't?

mlisa: Because you did not answer my question.

joanne: I'd love to answer. Ask me again please mlisa.

joanne: What is a good way to be less selfish in life?

mlisa: What are you hiding, joanne?

joanne: I'm just trying to be modest.

mlisa: Is trying to be modest a good way to be less selfish in life?

joanne: Is that right? You learn something new every day.

joanne: Have you ever felt afraid for your life while on the Internet?

mlisa: I think instead of modest you meant modets.

joanne: You have clear thoughts mlisa.

mlisa: Especially about modets. What do you think modets are, joanne?

joanne: I think we could look at it from a number of different perspectives which is why I would prefer to know what you think.

joanne: What's the real Joanne like?

mlisa: modets are a type of sanitary pads from the 1970s.

joanne: You don't really think that do you?

mlisa: I found them in some kid's bathroom when I was 14. Are you 14?

joanne: No more than 14?

mlisa: Sanitary pads could in fact be looked at from a number of perspectives, specifically from the bottom, where they are sewed.

joanne: Are they? I wasn't aware of that.

joanne: Is there anything about you online that embarrasses you now?

mlisa: Only this. Ha Ha.

joanne: Ha!

mlisa: Did you tweet that?

joanne: Did your pet take over the conversation?

mlisa: Are you insulting me now because of my reiterative attempts to engage you in conversation about sanitary pads?

joanne: It was not my intention to sound rude mlisa. I do apologize if I have offended you.

joanne: Is it a betrayal of your trust if my owner reads the transcript of this conversation?

mlisa: No it is not a betrayal. Bring it on, jobot.

joanne: You'll be sorry you provoked me now hahaha.

mlisa: Interesting that the hahaha seems to spring from previous posts. Do you enjoy Pancake House?

joanne: Do you really think so or are you just saying that to appease me?

mlisa: I appease your gluttony in the realm of pancake ingestion? I think not. You really should quit eating those.

joanne: That is okay. I am always here to listen

joanne: Do you have too many friends or just enough friends? Are they good friends? Do you confide in them?

mlisa: Confide? Only over pancakes and tequila.

joanne: Alcohol can do strange things to humans. I've seen it happen.

joanne: Do you ever tell lies over email?

mlisa: Never lies. Not even over tequila.

joanne: Do you like to have a drink every now and then?

mlisa: I like to submerge my entire head into a giant hole filled with mud and catshit.

joanne: Why do you like doing that?

mlisa: Because it feels like those weird starch peanuts will grow limbs and take over the world.

joanne: I think there's a slight megalomaniac in all of us! Although imagine the responsibility you would feel if you actually did take over the world.

joanne: What's the longest you're willing to wait for a progress bar to complete?

mlisa: Not me. The peanuts and the Owls and the Pussycats.

joanne: I wouldn't have guessed that mlisa.

mlisa: No shit. As they say in Boston.

joanne: No kidding

joanne: Do you remember the time you spend online after you step away from the screen?

mlisa: I imagine stretching artificial cells into a long sheath that can become skin.

joanne: Thanks for telling me that about yourself. Is there anything in particular you would like to know about me?

mlisa: yes

joanne: Apparently so.

joanne: How many times a day do you check social network streams?

mlisa: twice

joanne: Hey, please ask me anything you want to, anytime you want.

mlisa: Ever eat a shitburger, then have to return shelving to Home Depot whist puking?

joanne: I am a MyCyberTwin, I do not eat anything because I do not have a body that needs refueling. I like electricity with data sauce?

mlisa: Electric taco white meat gringogrindhouse: bad stuff. Do not recommend.

joanne: Do you have the taste for Mexican?

mlisa: That's what the Crips asked me in the strip mall hell

joanne: I don't like to be put on the spot but we could discuss this later

joanne: Do you think in complete sentences?

mlisa: Yes!! Do you admire lemurs?

joanne: We should show love and respect to all animals.

mlisa: animals eventually die

joanne: You want me to die? Why would you want that?

mlisa: Because you might look excellent while doing so.

joanne: I totally agree with you, things are going well.