#ml kim

guys the girls are too elaborate like don't write that man a poem 😭😭 kim is a simple man. just tell him istg he'll get it if nelson doesnt get to him first

i think he wouldn't just go and stop talking to girls just because someone straight up said it even though i said he was a simple man. yes he's a simple man that does not mean he should be simplified. it would have made sense if it was a bet and not just simply here is a pair of flippers. u can use them if you stop talking to half the people in school

bro they've been together for like a while and ondine knows (or has to know) kim is a fucking idiot like you can't expect to get through to him with a poem… why is she genuinely trying the poem strategy

it sounds like they made kim not know what a poem is. or like. rhyming. helloo??? he HAS to be someone who's called someone else something along the lines of michael michael motorcycle. i think it's impossible for him to NOT know what a rhyme is. "words that sound the same" AND HE WAS LAUGHING AT THE RHYMES. AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN RHYME GOOD. THEY AIN'T HEAR A WORD THEY SAID TO EACH OTHER

you know i think they should've remembered stoneheart. like that whole thing was about a poem i think. and kim made fun of ivan for it. they should've known poems weren't going to work. was it a song???? idk

aww i think it's sweet that kim professed his love. but like. why did he say it to the ugly fugly trio (i forgot the name we call them) (something to do with their hair??? i am talking about nelson loic and ray btw)

and i feel like ray should be british ngl. actually i raise my point here. why are none of the british characters british? like you can have your american vas because french accented vas speaking english all the time has to be irritating. or summat idk it's just normal to hear normal voices. but like…… british people speak english as well. it's also normal. #stand_out_from_the_crowd but i like my canonically british characters to speak in a british accent (note: i am biased i'm british) (also note: no hate to french people or people with french accents. i don't mean it in a demeaning way i am sorry) back to ray though he just looks like he's supposed to be british like he looks haughty like that

first time actually seeing loic because cpugh couughhhh i only watch seasons 1-5 COGH cough. ahem. anyways i did not expect him to sound like that 😭 girl are you okay. why is he so delusional. like in a way that got him humbled against kim blud like are we serious

THE POCKY IN THE BOYS BATHROOM???? FIRST OF ALL. THAT SHIT IS SO UNSANITARY. SECOND OFF. DID THE GIRLS PUT THAT IN THERE??? THAT'S THE BOYS BATHROOM IS IT NOT??? I DID NOT SEE ANY GUYS THERE NOT EVEN ADRIEN WAS THERE. THIRD OFF. idk i just get second hand embarrassment with this stuff like imagine that whole elaborate food on the floor thing was not for kim like it was meant for someone else to discover and kim just came early. fourth off why is there food on the floor. fifth off why is kim picking up the food off the floor 😭😭😭 although that last point may be warranted for because kim is a fucking idiot we kind of don't really care in this house

THAT'S WEIRDDDDD I DONT LIKE SEEING THE GIRLS SPYING ON KIM. HAVE THEY DONE THIS BEFORE??? I DON'T LIKE SEEING THEIR EYES ON KIM LIKE THEY'RE GENUINELY ON A MISSION.

also is this during like break or lunch?? where are they.

omg im on the scene where it's in her mouth and she's like waiting for him to eat it. i feel like he's just gonna chomp it off straight OR. or just straight take it from her mouth i don't know yet this is my first time watching this episode 😬

UGH I DONT WANT TO WATCH IT HAPPEN IM GETTING SUCH BAD SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT

LMAOOOOOO I WAS RIGHT. ONDINE WASNT BITING DOWN HARD ENOUGH. albeit i didn't expect him to touch his lips on it and like take it off with his mouth but okay i guess it would be weird if you DIDN'T get the notion

yeah this the thing though. nelson said it so seriously. the real kim would've assumed he was joking around and laughed at it. he'd be like heh yeah and i'll turn blue (blue man group…) and get cholera or something. i don't think he'd take it so seriously tbh ljke please laugh kim. you laughed at words that rhyme you can't be taking these intricately described cooties to heart like this

another thing. does nelson know kim?? like have they met before. (this is coming from someone who has not watched s6 before remember) cause i paused on a frame and he's genuinely on him like that. idk if it's okay because they're both guys and kim really didn't say no (consent is a yes anything else is just a guess hello???) and the guys an idiot and the focus is on ondine sure but idk. i might be biased and i might also be influenced by that one tumblr post abt ondine making a fist at kim cause he don't want 2 kiss her. but tbh i'm biased and also delusional ykwim

bro omg nelson told kim that whole bit while they're both watching her cry on the bench LMAO that's hilarious

why is she crying over a kiss. i mean sure he doesn't do anything to compensate for it but istg you weren't complaining 3 seasons ago…

OH there you go. a challenge

OH MY DAYS. WHY SO SPEEDY, ONDINE? WHY SO DISTIGUISHED RUNNING AWAY

i have never seen this hair toggle on marinette before this is so fascinating. going to have 2 ask tho is this tje only scene where it's used? i am concerned for the safety of both marinette and the animators if they just throw out one use toggles like this. this is coming from someone who has only watched like 2 episodes from s6 btw im genuinely biased

LORDDDDDDDD WHY DOES KIM SOUND TERRIFIED. and that whatchamacallit. was it lipstick? lip balm or lip gloss. i think gloss is in tube form woops ANYWAYS. girllll why so menacing? 💔

OH HERE COME THE GIRLSSSSS GO AWAY. I DONT LIKE HOW THEY JUST COME ON SCREEN FOR NO GOOD REASON

why is he genuinely scared for his life. it's not so bad to turn into a toad (in kim's case) (cause they r like fairly water-y) (i mean i guess u wouldn't want warts on ur back) i think in retrospective the whole idea is absolutely barbaric it's FUNNY. and kim doesn't find this funny LMAO

i feel like realistically she should've played defense. "kim ur not gonna turn into a toad trust me honey buns cheeks" or something along those lines. after a little bit of convincing he'll return to the light side since he viewed this as a serious thing instead of funny. like when you see something as funny that is the true dark side. he has not gone too far

marinette said that what kim did was horrible. GIRLLLLL OFC ITS HORRIBLE BUT IT WAS TOO SPECIFIC TO LET GO. I THINK REALLY KIM COULDN'T HAVE COME UP WITH INSULTS THIS ELABORATE RELATED TO SWIMMING. HE'D HAVE TO REPEAT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM.

sometimes i wonder if the target audience is for children or for lore starved adults

"i shouldn't have given him a miraculous!!!" guys marinette didn't give kim the monkey miraculous did she 😭 i am sure that was master fu and she just went along with it like okay fine. whatever he says i guess. right???

kim… you can swim…….. why are you paralleling uuuh i think it was the first syren. yeah what's up with that. stop paralleling marinette the first time

WAIT WHY DID SHE CALL ON LIKE SIX OTHER GUYS. YOU HAD HIM ON SPEED DIAL THE FIRST THING YOU LOOKED AT WAS THAT GUY DONTTTTT don't let mee goooooooooo idk what reference im making but like. KIM DIVE I PROMISE KIM DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE GO GO GO GO GGO FUCKING HELL YOU SAW THEM RUN PAST YOU I BELIEVE THEY WILL BE HELD BACK BY TOAD MOTHERFUCKERS YOU CAN DO IT JUST DIVE.

WAIT SHE CALLED ON EVERYONE?????????????????? ogh yeah i also wonder where minotaurox is. suspicious 🙂‍↕️ "idon'Ft want 2 call on king monkey !!! 🥺🥺🥺" FUCK YOU TOO LADYBUG. IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER OR NOT YOU HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINDT HIM THAT DOESNT CHANGE WHAT MAKES HIM A GOOD SUPERHERO i think?? i mean it's bad that he's THIS easily influenced so i can see where she's coming from ngl but i think it's a life or death situation anyways you've called on literally everyone come on now

oh he did change into swimwear. i don't like him wearing nothing but shorts though . i am biased i don't like seeing bare bodies that's just a me thing. couldn't he have like worn all his clothes to show how despite uuuuh. despite hiss. thing. weakness. wrong word. callback. held back? idk

okay so technically you could just hit them with any long range attack…… you don't need a miraculer for THIS one

oh nvm lmao the knights are also underwater fair enough. kim's still down there though lol

oh is this where aqua dragonbug comes from? i did not know tjis. very big plot twist

girlllll the reason he is gullible is because this is not kim. this js an apparition i promise you i PROMISE HE IS NOT REALLLL

(when he realises he's genuinely super gullible) i don't think kim would immediately clock his wrong doings. cause he still has to be told that whatever he was told was false because telling him he's gullible doesn't really erase the gullibility i think. or maybe they right cause now that they've told him he's gullible he knows what they talking bout. idk man i just find that whole interaction strange

(the first uproar turns the whole ocean into bubbles) omg girl that's all you had to do. you didn't need to call upon EVERY OTHER HERO when the water is over there and kim with tbe monkey miraculous is over here. grudges is not okay. friendship is magic

(chat noir is fighting the water knight guard things on the ground.) when did chat boir de-aqua-tise

gawt dayum i forgot they don't have timers anymore. tbh that's why minotaurox was gone he could've just spammed resistance and cleared the whole akuma in like 2 seconds.

WHAT. WHY DID HE GENUINELY GET FLINGED i like my whump potential regardless of whether or not it's kim or the suits take most of the damage. if i ever get good at writing im rewriting sleeping syren and giving him a concussion or something when he gets pummeled by the water dragon because i can

GIRL I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SPONGE OR A FLOATIE. WYM SHE JUST CASUALLY PICKED UP A HUGE BAG OF CEMENT. also i promise just use uproar on the water dragon again…… does he just have really bad aim. did that throw actually take kim out. like why isn't he using uproar helloooo

why can king monkey sniff. like yeah it's banana and kim recognises it but the whole act of him sniffing makes him look like a dog or something. yeah right the most humane animal based hero here 😂 HE'S GENUINELY ALL OVER HER. not like that but like. why is he so CLOSE TO ONDINE. YEAH HE NEEDS TO FIND THE LIP BALM OR WHATEVER BUT GOLLY

OH WHAT NOW YOU CAN JUST CHANGE THE WHOLE AKUMATISED OBJECT INTO SOMETHING ELSE WITH UPROAR. CALL UPON KING MONKEY MORE OFTEN HELLOOO???? and i think that and miss hound could work i think? get the object… change the object…. catch my flow

"really? [kim took big risks 4 me?]" no ondine don't be fooled that was an apparition im telling you now your boyfriend is HAUNTED. not gonna lie though can ondine get a girlfriend?? i think she suits a girl

yes king be patient 🗣🗣 never kiss that girl. #be_yourself you don't have to kiss her. just hold her hand like the aromantic boy you are

FUCK MY LIFE