Hmmmmmmm should I post this....hmmmmm ok now is the time
hohenheim headcannons
*He speaks German, German boy I love German boy he also probably crashes out in German which would be so funny
*He probably only wears like, turtle necks and black boring clothing.
*Likes decoding/analyzing ARG channels, even when he literally has no time for that.
*Big big analyzer like anything he likes he had analyzed to the point of knowing everything about it, and needing 9 paragraphes to explain it.
*The one that does all of the work in group work, and says nothing about it but is secretly pissed that nobody is calling him the sigma alpha genius that did everything.
*Even though he's like knowledgeable in every subject in science (this one works with irl logic and not the city entirely so just go w it) he's more of a calculation guy and less of a textbook knowledge guy, also he probably would major in physics and because I love self projecting ALSO CHEMISTRY ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
*Hates being lonely but also hates being with people , literally if it's not somebody he likes he will get even more mentally drained like shit
*So much words in brain, but no one to listen to him. so he talks to the wall when he needs to explain something to understand it better.
*Low iron, low vitamin c ,low vitamin skibidi, low vitamin rizz , you get it
*When needs to think he likes walking around something round in circles until he's done thinking.
*Really a clumsy person, but only when he's not locked in so it's rare .
*Has two handwritings he uses , one cursive and one just normal. but he writes in cursive when it isn't for work.
*Has that one notebook that has been with him since 100 BC and has 2 writing lines left, but he keeps on using it for some reason and it never runs out it's like magical.
*CHRONIC BACKPAIN CHRONIC HEADACE CHORIONIC WRIST PAIN CHOCRNIC EVERYTHING PAIN
*Tried out another type of glasses and it looked good on him, but he insists on looking like a nerd for some reason (MIGHTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRTTT draw this one day)
*Definitely a fan of sweet things, which btw I think this one is actually cannon and not just a HC. since he used to like cheesecakes and also now didn't share his stash of the jelly thingy because hes a petty little 5 year old, TRUSTTTT, unless I'm missing smth I dunno
*loves sudoku, and is competitive about it, so him and Faust do the same sudoku and see who takes the most time finishing it, and Faust always beats him and that makes him crash out
