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DEVIL MAY CRY SEASON 2 WAS SOOOOOO BOOOOMMMBBBB!!!! The pace was perfect and so much HAPPENED!!!!

HOLD THE PHONE!!!! Thanks to you all in the Bridgerton fandom, I just found out about Benophie’s wedding scene at My Cottage POST CREDITS!!!!! IT WAS BEAAAUUUTTTTIIIFFFUULLLL!!!!😭😭😭 Between Anthony telling Ben how proud he was, Alfie walking Soph down the aisle, Posy sitting in the dead front, and Hazel being the maid of honor, I was overcome by the display! I could’ve cried I was so dang happy! The absolute icing on this already sweet cake is the beautiful portrait of Silver Lady Sophie unmasked painted by none other than her loving husband!!! My face as it faded to black: 🥹🥹🥹.

Bridgerton Season 4 Part 2 was CUUUUUHHHHRAAAAZZZYYYYY!!!! Lord Kilmartin died of a stroke if I’m not mistaken, some strange man had his hands all up IN Francesca’s coochie, Sophie FAFO-ed so hard Araminta got the jump on her lil scared ass and sent her to jail, and Benedict got sick of it all and STOOD ON MF BUSINESS about Ms. Sophie Baek, okay?! Or should I say LADY SOPHIE GUN OF PENWOOD HOUSE???!!!! Whhheeeewwww!!! I was about to chew through my couch pillows waiting for this girl to finally spill the beans about her being the Lady in Silver and she WAITED!!!! Araminta played on Sophie’s insecurity and used that against her. She almost got away with it because Sophie figuratively and literally let her fear cage her. Luckily, Benedict figured it out and that the network of maids worked in Sophie’s favor because she was well-liked by her coworkers. Shout out to Varley, Alfie, and Irma! Double shoutout to the Schemin’ Ass Bridgertons and Lady Mondrich for backing Sophie and setting Araminta up to admit the truth! I love when needlessly evil bitches suffer consequences! Granted, her backstory is tragic; but that was still no excuse to treat Sophie like shit and rob her! The build-up was once again maddening, but so worth it! Netflix needta stop splitting these seasons in half. They’re only eight episodes for crying out loud! Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this season as I have and I very much look forward to the next season!

Uuuuuuuummmm can we get into Season 4, Part 1 of BRIDGERTON pleeeeaassseee?! So we got a case of a classic Cinderella story between Benedict Bridgerton and Sophie Baek…featuring an unhealthy dose of self-sabotage on Sophie’s part with not immediately telling Ben that she’s his mystery woman when she had multiple chances, certain families not wanting to pay their maids a living wage, Queen Charlotte and Lady Danbury about to part ways for a little while (break up) and Francesca trying to unlock the secret of the orgasm and having no luck thus far. On the plus side, Lady Violet is finally getting that garden tended to and Polin has only gotten spicier with time! Love that for them! I just hope all of Sophie’s secrets don’t come back to bite her in the butt and further ruin her chances with Benedict. I know the next 4 episodes are going to be crazy climactic since we’re getting all of this eye-twitching build-up! See you guys February 26th for the rest of this review!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SINNERSSSSS!!!!

New TLOVM ships unlocked! I FUCKING CALLED ALL OF THEM!!!😍🤪💪🏾

Synopsis of Zootopia 2: remember what white people did to Oscarville and the result was displaced/dead Black people and Lake Lanier? Yeah, that’s what they did to the snakes and others of the reptile population of Zootopia. They kicked them out and allowed the lynxes to expand Tundra Town…while also taking credit for the city’s weather wall from Gary’s great-granny! Good on them for finding Granny Agnes’s patent and FUCK THE LYNXLEYS! 10/10 for the gentrification metaphor and the literal racism the reptiles faced in the font of “explain it to me like I’m 5.” Lord knows you still gon have people acting dumb like the shit isn’t still actively happening and/or the effects of it happening back then aren’t being felt in the present.