#misc: rant

sHe LoOkS tOo YoUnG

Also, YES, I want to live in an all-girls dorm. I was completely opposed until I toured the girls dorm and saw how nice, new, and CLEAN it was. It smelled GREAT. The co-ed dorms smelled like shit and weren't new. This does not give you permission to say anything like "Why on earth would you want to stay in an all-girls dorm?!" I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR INPUT. I've made up my mind. Telling me that I'm crazy and "everyone's gonna be PMSing at the same exact time" will not change a fucking thing. Girls are bitches 99% of the time anyways, so who fucking cares if we're all on our period at the same time? Staying in a co-ed dorm won't change that at all - it will still happen. AND AT LEAST MY DORM WON'T SMELL LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT THE ENTIRE TIME.

2. Now, more onto my friend and her boyfriend. I actually hate him. He's nice to me, yeah, but I can't stand him. He's obnoxious, he's an asshole, and you are constantly talking about him. Shut the fuck up, already. I am seriously sick of you also talking about having sex all the time. If someone simply makes a sex joke, that doesn't give you the right to bring up fucking him or how much condoms cost. No one asked, and no one cares. You can say I'm annoyed because I'm single and a virgin, but I'm just really fucking sick of it. College fucks up relationships, and I sincerely hope that yours comes to an end, because I really don't like you at the moment, and it's because of him. I just feel like absolute shit whenever you talk about him or fucking him, and yeah, it's probably because I have no clue what any of that is like. And I know you're not intending to do it, but it's still sucks. You can't honestly think everyone wants to hear about your sex life, because I'm pretty sure you're the only person in our friend group that has one. Just. Stop.

3. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you, but I never did anything to you, so you should really stop acting like you hate me. You have no reason to. You refuse to look at me when we're in the same room, and if you do, it's with a look of distaste, even if I'm at your house. You're annoying as fuck and I don't care if you don't like me, but I just don't understand why you don't when I've never been anything but nice to you. If it's because I started getting closer to one of my best friends that I had a falling-out with, who you're also friends with, that's fucking stupid, cause I was friends with her first anyways. It's not a damn competition anyways.

4. I'm sick of all of you making fun of this girl because of how she looks/how she chooses to look. Saying "she has split ends for like 6 inches" and "she needs to trim her pubes" is actually fucking rude and newsflash, IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO. If you don't like seeing her hair when she's changing/you're swimming/whatever the fuck it might be, then DON'T LOOK. I'm not the biggest fan of her either, but at least I don't talk about her behind her back and then act all nice to her face. You're all two-faced bitches.

5. This is just my dad being an asshole. So I've had my job for over a year, and I get taxes taken out, obviously. I started to go through so I could get my tax money back - which is only close to $200, but I'm 18 and that $200 could buy me a fridge for college or something - and he starts filling out the FAFSA (financial aid forms to hopefully get more financial aid for college) for me. What does he do? Puts in that I'm not filing taxes, and submits it. Now I'm out $200 that I could seriously use, and I honestly think he should have to give me that money because it's his fault I won't be getting it back. I worked my ass off last year, and now I'm not getting a chunk of my money back because he's an asshole. Is that totally unreasonable?

I have a feeling this is going to be very long-winded, so be prepared.

First, I’m not entirely sure what you’re talking about, because as far as the Family (that I’m apart of), we’re all still stuck in our own little Jylerland. As far as I know, none of us are shipping Meremy, and none of us have stopped shipping Jyler.

That being said, I definitely don’t know why people are giving up on Jyler. Yeah, it’s a long shot at this point, but most people are using the whole “well Jeremy killed his friend” excuse, which means nothing. Damon killed Jeremy and Elena still wants him, sirebond or not. Tyler and Caroline have “broken up” a numerous amount of times, only to end up fucking again in the next episode. I don’t trust the writers to not turn around and make Jeremy and Tyler best friends again, if I’m being completely honest.

To me, I don’t see the chemistry that’s apparently between Jeremy and Matt. I don’t understand why all of the scenes between them and their “epic bromance” couldn’t have been between Tyler and Jeremy, who were already drifting towards a friendship in 2x05 anyways. Jeremy and Matt had scenes maybe once or twice before season 3, so it just seems really random and forced to me. It’s not nearly as natural as the friendship between Jeremy and Tyler was, and you can call me biased if you’d like to, but that’s just what I believe.

And although I don’t, I don’t understand why it’s so hard to like both Jyler and Meremy. My reasons for not liking Meremy are basically because it seems forced and the chemistry just isn’t there, not because it “gets in the way of Jyler.”

Oh wait, no, that's just what it felt like because it was 100% review and the professor went so goddamned slow jesus.

If you can do dimensional analysis you can do every fucking thing he "taught" this morning.

He spent the whole class on 3 example problems.

EASY example problems.