#mirror test

During World War II, the New York bureau of the Office of Censorship was responsible for reading all mail leaving or entering the country and blacking out anything that could conceivably give information to the enemy. Here, a worker uses the "mirror test" to detect hidden messages, May 14, 1942.

But I know cats are really smart there's alot of evidence opening doors, sensing cancer and emotions ect, but they constantly fail the mirror test where octopus show some recognition of themselves.

But many cultures believe cats are guardians of the unseen and spiritual worlds, even other dimensions while dogs are guardians of the physical world.

So what if the reason cats fail the mirror test and react as if there is a threat isn't because they cant recognize themselves but mirrors are supposed to be portals thus why mirrors are covered at funerals so they don't trap the soul, but that they see whatever is on the other side of the mirror and are trying to scare it off?.

Five years later, Jacques Lacan presented his development of this idea at the Fourteenth Annual Psychoanalytical Congress at Marienbad. He called it le stade du miroir, the mirror stage. Before it reaches the mirror stage, the infant is simply a conduit for its own experience. (The Lacanian baby is always male, adding yet another layer of distance for the female reader considering her self-conception, though I will close it here.) Self-conception is piecemeal—here is a foot, here a hand—but perhaps closer to what Lacan would later call the Real. There is no I. Experience is not mediated by signification or perception. Then the baby sees herself in the mirror. The image of her own body disturbs and then delights her as she identifies with it. The self becomes unified and objectified simultaneously, and the uneasy grasping for a fixed subject begins The baby cannot tell the difference between the mirror self and the actual self. It is the first story she tells herself about herself: that is me. It is the beginning of self-alienation.”

It looks like this has been studied in Reef squid and the common octopus. Neither really seemed to "pass" the mirror test. You can read more here:

In Octopus vulgaris https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/physiology/articles/10.3389/fphys.2022.951808/full

In reef squid https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/10.1111/j.1444-2906.2007.01485.x.pdf

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The middle. The soft space. The quiet stretch of skin between two louder neighbors.

🧠 What Is “The Middle”?

Some call it the perineum. Others don’t call it anything at all.

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Because it’s:

Gender-neutral

Emotionally overlooked

Sensation-rich

Spiritually forgotten

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Hashtagged

Perfumed

Celebrated

Overanalyzed

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Your nervous system takes a breath. Your posture softens. Your self-awareness deepens. Your attention returns to the now.

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Yes, we said it.

If your skincare routine ends at the edge of comfort, you’re leaving your most centered self behind.

This spot:

Deserves a name

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The Balance Strip

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🌀 Mirror Test: A Grounding Ritual

Tonight, in the mirror. Breathe. Relax your jaw. Place your awareness—not your hand—on the space you usually forget.

See what you feel. No rush. No goal. Just... notice.

That’s not indulgence. That’s real alignment.

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