Apr 17
Uuuugh I hate them!!
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Uuuugh I hate them!!
Computer make them gayer
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No no no please let me watch the show with interesting and very shippable characters I promise I won't go insane about them and cry about them and giggle and kick my feet while making headcanons about them and draw them all the time and read/write fanfiction about them I promise please please please please let me watch your show
Fuckit merformer Mirage and Noah 👏
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Lol imagine that like when some transformer bonds to a human or maybe somehow a human becomes their Conjunx Endura, they can feel each other's emotions and pain alike.
And imagine when the Autobots bonded to their human find out that humans get random pain pangs all over their body but humans are so used to it that they don't notice for a while and if they do notice they just brush it off as nothing.
Optimus enjoying finally some peace and quiet, following Cade around as he has nothing better to do and since his Conjunx doesn't mind then why not.
That is until Optimus starts to feel a very sharp pain in his side, he quickly looks over where Cade is doing his things but.. he doesn't seem really bothered.
After the lain doesn't stop for a while he finally speaks up.
"My star, are you in pain?" Optimus asks, this sharp pang in his side is not lessening.
Cade looks up, processes the question before huffing. "Yeah, but it just happens, don't worry."
Optimus stares at him as Cade starts to do his thing again. 'It just happens?' Optimus can't put in words what he feels right now.
And something tells him that the 'it just happens' is very frequent thing and he doesn't know how to help him.
And that proved to be right after it happening over and over again, whenever the pain is in the head, side, leg, arm. It doesn't matter where, but it always is there.
The same happens to Mirage when he feels very sharp panging pain in his head and side.
It happens to ironhide and Bumblebee alike too.
The Autobots don't know how to help and it's driving them crazy and whenever they ask their humans on why it happens, their answer is always the same:
"It just happens"
If i had a nickle for everytime an autobot ended up in a gay situationship with some random human who accidentally ‘stole’ them, I’d have two nickles.
Which isn’t a lot.
But it’s weird that it has happened twice.
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Noah MOVE it's my turn
Noah washes Mirage when he's a car and it hasn't really occurred to him that it might be weird. Yes Mirage is a guy but he's also a car and cars gotta be washed sometimes. And also detailed. Hasn't crossed his mind that this is a very intimate thing to do for ur buddy and perhaps not normal.
As it happens tho, Cybertronians engage in all kinds of platonic grooming behaviours so it actual IS normal. Mirage is like wowie I'm so happy Noah likes me enough to groom me 🤩 just wish he'd let me groom him sometime 😞