#miraz

-peter and caspian, stop looking at each other like that

-LITERALLY, STOP IT

-I CAN SEE YOU AND SUSAN TOO

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

-‘i apologize my lord, the blame is mine’

‘i know’

wow miraz, you really are just kind of a dick

-save me reepicheep save me

-my sister doens’t like caspian :((

-reminder to draw fanart for this later

-YOU TWO STOP IT *whips out spray bottle*

-we love the character growth edmund

-TUMNUS SEEN ON WALL??

-fire >:)))))

-ooh hoo, stone table

-OMG WAIT, IS THAT ACTUALLY TUMNUS

-okay, so just, hear me out. peter is talking war plans and it just pans to caspian looking at him. just looking at him. save me reepicheep

-“we can collect nuts!”

“yes, and THROW THEM AT THE TELMARINES”

-yes lucy

-WOW PETER (sarcasm)

-BIG BIRD

-OH THOSE ARE GRIFFINS

-guys, have people turned this into a play like they did for the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe

-i want to be caspian

-(i should be doing my homework)

-i take it back, i want to be reepicheep

-the sass of these characters, i’m going insane

-but caspian’s outfit. . . i want it

-GASP BETRAYAL

-“some families might have considered this inappropriate behavior”

miraz, he is holding a sword to your throat

-this feels like the spider-man pointing at himself meme, but it’s just them on the verge of a chain reaction of killing three people

-minh says that this is ‘like king fu panda 2 all of over again’

-(on an unrelated note, i love shen so much, he’s so great) (you know, for being a peacock who also tried to wipe out the entire race of pandas)

-ruh roh

-love susan <3 <3

-peter, naaaaauuuurrrrrrrrr

-got so scared edmund’s torch wouldn’t work for a hot sec

-sometimes it’s just really nice to see an evil guy who’s obviously evil and has no moral qualms about his evilness; i don’t need him to have a tragic backstory, i just want to simply hate him

-“santa fe” (newsies) is so peter and caspian right now; just the vibes

-(“guys are fighing, bleeding falling, thanks to good ol’ captain jack peter”)

-(captain jack caspian just wants to close his eyes and go”)

-OH MAN THIS HITS SO MUCH HARDER THAN THE FIRST MOVIE

- :((((((((

-did not realize lucy was just, chilling at the stone table the whole time

-“i am not the one who abandoned narnia”

WHOA DUDE CHILL

-OKAY BOTH OF YOU CHILL

-edmund, we love you

-why do peter and caspian keep trying to sword fight each other

-you’re great trumpkin (that name aged well)

-this is really great, i’m enjoying myself

-sigggghhhhhhh

-they actually quoted that like pretty much from the book

-ooooh, chills

-caspian, shut up, shut up right now

-OH, THEY’RE ACTUALLY KINDA CLOSE TO SUMMONING HER

-IN THE BOOK THEY DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYHTING FOR IT YET, THEY JSUT SPECULATED AND THEN THE PEVENIES COME IN AND MURDER PEOPLE

-NO STOP IT

-YES PETER

-YES EVERYBODY ELSE

-okay, now the pevensies are going in and killing everyone

-bye nikabrik

-“get away from him”

how protective of you peter

-YES EDMUND

-it’s like he went about full circle; being so tempted by the witch in his moments of weakness in the first movie, and then ending her int he second

-susan and caspian 🤨🤨🤨 i see you two

-i like hair

-PETE?????

-nuh uh, peter is not a ‘pete’

-okay, and now we are back to the ‘caspian and peter staring into each other’s eyes’ game

-“tell me prince edmund—“

“king, actually. it’s king edmund.”

oh you tell him edmund

-miraz, stop being threatened by thirteen year olds

-ah yes, this truly shows the courage of the new king, because it really shows your courage by fighting the CHILDREN

-susan and caspian 🥰

-i want to spoil it so bad because i’ve already read the book, but i WON’T. i’m not THAT MUCH of an asshole, at least not right now (i mean for my siblings, you’re the one reading this, you should be expecting spoilers from my half formed thoughts)

-“how many more must die for the throne”

“just one”

okay, slay peter

-i don’t believe there was ever really a romance (or even something hinted as such) in the book between caspian and susan?? (sorry, trying not to be one of those people who constantly offer unwanted commentary on how the movie adaption was nothing like the book, and how that obviously makes it inferior) (TO BE CLEAR, I”M SYAING NOTHING OF THE SORT, JUST AN OBSERVATION)

-CASPIAN SAVING SUSAN, LOVE THAT FOR THEM

-my sister is changing her opinions on caspian so quickly

-i need my other sister and brother to genuinely shut the fuck up, so sorry the battle in our school production is so much shittier than this one 🙄

-“young :)”

“but. . . his majesty is doing extremely well for his age”

XD

-mmhm, just very platonically hold his hand like that, keep going caspian

-(am i going insane) (did i imagine that)

-the slow-mo is killing me (softly)

-wish they kept in the whole captain killing miraz because ‘that was for the insult you gave me this morning’ i still find that hilarious 😂

-WHOA, MAKING CASPIAN DO IT

-~intense staring~

-WHOA, he didn’t do it

-love that for us

-snaps for caspian y’all

-snap

-snap

-snap

-snap

-OH WAIT, HE DID IT, MIRAZ IS DEAD

-THAT’S THE ENDING I WANTED

-OH WAIT, NO, I TAKE IT BACK, STOP LYING

-OKAY NOW WE’RE AT WAR

-“respect for horses”

“no respect for horses. respect for unicorns though :)”

my sisters everyone

-i like that we get more caspian + pevensies bonding time in this

-love you reepicheep

-i forgot that they call the stone table ‘aslan’s how’ now

-oh man, oh snap

-nO SUSAN (i think she and edmund are my favorite pevensies)

-ah ha, aslan’s back

-khiem, my darling idiot brother, don’t pretend like you know anything about war (no i don’t either)

-if there IS an on stage production for this, i want there to be people dressed as trees to swoop in; like, actual tree costumes

-i think my other brother, minh, should shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my damned movie

-whoa, water dude

-soldiers: see giant water dude attacking them from the river, proceed to JUMP INTO SAID RIVER

-“there are so many parts that could be removed and it would still be good. like, the white witch scene is just weird :/”

MINH, THAT’S NOT THE FUCKING POINT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY MOVE THE PLOT FORWARD DOESN’T MEAN IT’S COMPLETELY USELESS

THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND CONFLICT THAT WE SEE IN THE WHITE WITCH SCENE ISN’T JUST, FILLER

IN FACT, I THINK THE MOVIE IS LOW-KEY BETTER THAN THE BOOK BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL OF THOSE ‘USELESS WEIRD SCENES’

THEY ADD SO MUCH

I LIKE THEM

-omg, reepicheep

-(my scab is itchy)

-caspian looking for susan?? 🤨🤨

-susan is so pretty 😍

-i can just imagine how this could pan out on stage

-i’m so normal about this

-i never want them to leave narnia

-“after all, we’re not really needed here anymore” (peter)

“when will you return” (caspian)

“i’m afraid that’s just it. we’re not coming back” (susan)

the LOOKS that are being exchanged in these lines

-i hate that narnia has an age limit (i’d be too old >:( )

-THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUSAN AND CASPIAN IS WILD

-HAH KISS

THAT WAS CUTE

-I’M SAD

-“it wouldn’t have worked out anyway”

“why not?”

“i’m like 1300 years older than you :_)”

--i don’t want susan to talk to that guy who didn’t take the hint in the beginning

-okay the end

-i might have more thoughts later on

Miraz: Boy, if you want to fight me, come on.