>Glacis: Send codes.
-- dauntlessTracker [DT] began pestering mintNewtons [MN] at 12:51 --
DT: --)- hey
DT: --)- I have that code you wanted
DT: --)- well, codes, I guess
DT: --)- one for each wing
MN: fuck yes.
MN: lay them on me and well get to being productive again.
MN: let me just
DT: --)- great
MN: will myself to pause
MN: chihayas
MN: beautiful solo
MN: this is very difficult to me.
DT: --)- you mean the anime girl again
DT: --)- alright whatever here come the codes
MN: yes the anime girl.
MN: but now i actually have her anime in my possession.
DT: --)- tYIo84RW for the right wing
DT: --)- yufT76hL for the left
MN: right got it.
MN: i guess i should combine these two first huh.
DT: --)- yeah I guess
DT: --)- hopefully this works
MN: so much double triple and on top of that shit combining.
MN: i dont have any high hopes but if it does i will be pleasantly surprised.
MN: considering it means that my legs wont be burned to shit and we wont have to bother with this building shit.
MN: alright the two combined to basically make half a dead bird but i think ive got this.
MN: at least that was a logical progression.
DT: --)- I would have given you the whole skeleton but I don' see how that would have helped
MN: yeah lmao not sure how a whole dead bird is going to assist me.
MN: but wait ok im going to prototype this with a picture of a bird.
MN: apparently that works sometimes and maybe i can get some workable feathers from it.
DT: --)- hopefully
DT: --)- I think I have a feather or two in my hive but I doubt you want to make this shit one at a time
DT: --)- by the way if you need any other supplies
MN: lmao yeah id rather avoid that.
MN: and not so far.
MN: that actually worked by the way holy shit we are
DT: --)- alright good
MN: on a roll.
DT: --)- did it
MN: now
MN: moment of truth
MN: half the back of a freshly killed bird
MN: wings and all
MN: and a flying machine.
DT: --)- can' wait
MN: well.
MN: im
MN: 100% sure that they are only working because i believe in them
MN: in that they cant possibly be TOTAL pieces of shit
DT: --)- what are you, pupa pan
MN: and it might have taken me 10 seconds to lift a foot off the ground
MN: but the work.
MN: *htye
MN: they
DT: --)- clap your hands if you think you can fly
MN: clap your hands if you BELIEVE.
DT: --)- how did it go
MN: i do believe in faries
DT: --)- right
MN: i do
MN: i do.
MN: but uh i got to the top of my house and then glided off.
MN: they work.
MN: they are CLUNKY.
DT: --)- can you control it
MN: yeah.
DT: --)- that's something
MN: i have an apparatus that links to it that you can hold
MN: that has different buttons and a controller.
MN: also if you lean the right way it does what it has to.
MN: i dont know if its completely necessary because im not sure if this fucking piece of junk works on any level
MN: that isnt completely fucking fabricated.
MN: but im not exactly complaining.
MN: it will take a while and i mean a WHILE to climb up the gates
MN: because its not rocket based.
MN: but hopefully the portals dont go that high, right? Â lmao.
DT: --)- hopefully
DT: --)- it's hard to gauge how far away they are from down here
MN: ill say.
MN: but ill get some scouting done when im able.
MN: do you want the code to this miserable piece of shit.
MN: ill give it to you but not incompetent fuckers for now i want to make sure that its safe.
MN: so dont spread it around if you get it.
MN: B\
DT: --)- yeah, why not
DT: --)- might come in handy, right
MN: maybe.
DT: --)- although I hope you don' take offense if I don' fly it off the roof for shits and giggles
MN: if flying at 15 mph is something you need in your life.
MN: lmao no thats fine.
MN: use it wisely and please dont fucking spread it.
MN: i literally trust no one else with this shit.
MN: and i dont want people getting hurt.
MN: B\
DT: --)- fair enough
MN: fall from 60 feet from the ground? Â its game over and now ive got TWO corpses to kiss.
MN: anyway, code is  !oic82!s
DT: --)- cool
MN: like i said they look like shit but they fold into the backpack
MN: reasonably well.
DT: --)- hey, I'm not complaining
MN: and just strap it on TIGHT when you want to use it.
DT: --)- but you might want to uh
DT: --)- keep an eye on andi
MN: are you giving her the code.
DT: --)- no
DT: --)- I didn' give anything to her
MN: then why would i look at her at all.
MN: shes pissed at me.
MN: again.
DT: --)- oh really
MN: (lol.)
DT: --)- then that's alright
MN: yeah apparently im "insufferable."
DT: --)- really
MN: she asked a very prying personal question and i answered her, and then she acted like i was the asshole. Â B\
MN: and then she wonders why shes the princess in this outfit.
MN: but whatever.
MN: but really what did she tell you that shes going to do something fucking stupid.
DT: --)- the princess
DT: --)- that's not the first word that would come to mind
DT: --)- but no she didn' say that
DT: --)- she just asked if I was going to ask you for the flying machine code
DT: --)- and I said 'no' because technically, you offered
DT: --)- so yeah
MN: fair enough.
MN: but come on shes a prissy, spoiled little shit about things who doesnt take critisim. Â ie: Â a princess.
MN: idk it works for me.
MN: but why should i watch her she probably wont talk to me again for at LEAST 20 minutes.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- I mentioned your human biology chart to her
DT: --)- she was less than thrilled
DT: --)- I'll never understand her embarrassment about these things
MN: what did you show her.
MN: please tell me that you did i think she could use it.
MN: (hahaha.)
MN: ok that was uncalled for.
MN: but yeah me either. Â B\
MN: but like i said thats kind of a human thing.
MN: very embarrassed about anything that relates to sex.
MN: or too proud.
MN: people just have no idea what they want from sex.
MN: but yeah andis a litle prude.
DT: --)- I didn' show it to her, no
DT: --)- maybe some other time
DT: --)- when she doesn' expect it
MN: lmao.
MN: shed get a kick out of it.
MN: its my magnum opus.
MN: spread that shit till its dry, bud.
DT: --)- of course
DT: --)- the opportunities are endless
MN: someones trying to talk to you about something you dont want to talk about?
MN: sex chart.
MN: bored?
MN: sex chart.
MN: have to talk to lonami?
MN: sex chart.
MN: literally endless.
MN: would stun em enough to shut em all up, at least.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- now there's a thought
DT: --)- I wonder how the demon would react to it
MN: ooooh.
MN: best not try that one.
DT: --)- he seemed pretty fucking upset about just having to put his face on someone else's
MN: theres fooling around and then theres playing with fire.
MN: now
MN: if someone stupid was to
MN: show it to the demon.
MN: well that would also be shitty too because i think the demon hates incompetence more than i do
MN: which is saying a lot.
MN: soososo.
MN: but i didnt notice that about him.
MN: then again im usually pretty tame in that regard, lmao.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- you really think it would piss him off that much
DT: --)- well, how should I know, I only talked to him once
DT: --)- but it seemed like he was more the type to just not give a shit
MN: i have no idea but id rather not take chances with some kind of ancient demon.
DT: --)- and maybe call us MORTALS disgusting
MN: who is currently possessing a child.
MN: B\
DT: --)- a child
MN: i dont want to be in the same boat that andis in.
MN: all about the ss i suck shit and monsters hate me.
MN: no thanks.
MN: yeah apparently iirc his host is
MN: pretty young.
MN: dont remember how young tho.
DT: --)- that's fucking great
MN: but at any rate i bet the demon doesnt actually give any fucks but you know id rather be safe than sorry.
MN: especially when id be relying on one of you fuckos to give me the kiss of life.
MN: B\
DT: --)- so is that how this works then
DT: --)- this kiss thing applies to everyone
MN: i assume so?? Â why wouldnt it continue to apply.
DT: --)- no idea
MN: i mean this is a game and games usually work on their own sets of rules.
DT: --)- I guess so
MN: what works once works for similar instances.
MN: unless you glitched it.
MN: B\
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- well
MN: but i dont think we did.
DT: --)- we already had one 'glitch', didn' we
DT: --)- or something along those lines
DT: --)- apparently the reason agriel died in the first place is because he couldn' break his cruxite artifact
DT: --)- even with the help of the demon
DT: --)- assuming that they're both not just fucktards
DT: --)- that sounds like a pretty big bug to me
MN: well wouldnt the meteor have crushed the artifact? Â is that why hes in.
MN: maybe he just didnt figure out the proper way to get rid of it.
DT: --)- I don' know
DT: --)- maybe
MN: i dont think its always so obvious.
MN: i mean i had to drink mine and i doubt it would have worked any other way.
MN: maybe its not a glitch maybe agriels just a dumbass.
MN: or ok ill be nice
MN: doesnt work well under pressure.
DT: --)- could be
DT: --)- let's actually hope that he's a fucktard
DT: --)- and that the game isn' messing up
MN: lmao right.
MN: and come on
MN: given our fucking track record
MN: he is probably just retarded.
DT: --)- that seems likely
DT: --)- by the way
DT: --)- have you been asleep yet
MN: no.
MN: i dont sleep much.
DT: --)- don' blame you
DT: --)- it hardly seems like the time
DT: --)- but there's some weird shit going on with dreams apparently
DT: --)- I think it's a part of the game
MN: thats just me in general i dont have time for it.
DT: --)- and not just some mass hallucination
MN: i average around 3 hours but huh.
MN: but a game in the fucking dreams? Â B\
DT: --)- yeah I don' know how to explain it it's pretty fucking weird
MN: that sounds pointless and very stupid.
MN: and like im wasting time.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- do what you want
MN: it better just be some trivial minigame that doesnt hinder plot progression at all.
DT: --)- I can' figure out what it's there for yet
MN: im sure ill get there eventually.
DT: --)- I've only been there once anyway
DT: --)- but yeah
MN: its not even close to dark on my planet.
DT: --)- keep an eye out
MN: land.
MN: whatever.
MN: and youve slept already? Â B\
MN: shit is it late and i didnt know it or.
DT: --)- I can' tell
DT: --)- I don' know if this land has a night or a day or if it's just always this way
MN: the sun moves here but its very slow.
MN: or rather
DT: --)- but after that talk about the slime I figured I had better try to get a few hours of solid shut eye
MN: i dont know how to explain it.
DT: --)- don' want to lose my edge
MN: pshhh.
DT: --)- but yeah, all the lands seem to have their own weird
MN: 3 cups of coffee in an hour or so and ill be good to go.
DT: --)- uh
MN: gotta keep this steam going.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- if you say so
MN: i dont actually have time to sleep, considering kiddo over there is dying as we speak.
DT: --)- there is that I guess
DT: --)- hey how were you actually planning to get to him again
MN: once those pure virgin lips are sullied by my fish ones ill pass out somewhere quietly.
DT: --)- we don' actually know where the portals go
DT: --)- right
MN: no but im going to see if they reach others lands.
MN: if they dont well
DT: --)- shouldn' we just say that whoever finds corpse first has to kiss it
MN: ill ask around and see if there are any leads.
MN: well no shit.
MN: if someone else reaches the kid first they are free
MN: to mack on him
MN: all they want.
DT: --)- great
DT: --)- let's hope it's you
MN: lmao.
MN: im gunning for it.
DT: --)- since you've already made the necessary preparations
MN: always wanted to be the first human
DT: --)- to sully those pure virgin lips
MN: to find an alien lifeform
MN: and kiss it.
DT: --)- good news, then
DT: --)- you'll not only get to kiss an alien
DT: --)- you'll get to kiss his eldritch host
DT: --)- two for one bargain
MN: f u c k.
MN: y e s .
MN: the other humans dont even know what theyre missing.
MN: demons, kids, trolls.
MN: three for one.
MN: im living on the fucking edge.
DT: --)- large and in charge
DT: --)- you get knocked down
DT: --)- but you get up again
MN: all the time.
MN: and this is like my reward
MN: for being so fucking great and competent.
DT: --)- ha
MN: species firsts coming my way.
MN: ok seriously it sounds fucking gross but the fact remains that i doubt literally any one of you pansy asses could even look at his charred body, much less kiss it.
DT: --)- please
MN: you volunteering there bud.
DT: --)- I skin animals for breakfast
DT: --)- I could easily do it
DT: --)- I don' want to
DT: --)- but I could
MN: but kissing.
MN: come on.
MN: there is a big
MN: fucking difference
MN: between seeing gore and beating the SHIT out of someone
MN: and kissing someone.
MN: full
MN: on the lips.
DT: --)- alright but look
DT: --)- it's not like you have to fucking tongue the corpse right
MN: idk man i d k .
DT: --)- you can just mash your face on his and get a second of lip contact
MN: i hope not.
DT: --)- right
MN: I MEANT THAT TO THE TONGUE SHIT NOT THE CHASTE ONE.
MN: FOR THE RECORD.
MN: but i assume it has to be a DECENT kiss.
DT: --)- 'decent' kiss
MN: i mean im not gonna treat the kid like hes my partner or some shit.
MN: but this aint gonna be the kiss you give your old aunt who smells like cats at thanksgiving, either.
MN: ...
MN: did you understand a word of that.
DT: --)- I assume aunt is another part of your human 'family' unit that I've heard about
DT: --)- thanksgiving I don' have a fucking clue
MN: yes remember uncle.
DT: --)- yeah
MN: thats the female version.
DT: --)- alright
DT: --)- is the female grunkle a graunt
MN: and thanksgiving is some bullshit holiday where everyone gathers to celebrate how invaders of a country made friends with the natives and shared dinner with them.
MN: before killing them all.
MN: brutally.
DT: --)- sounds pleasant
MN: and you have to pretend that you like the taste of turkey and enjoy football for like 5 hours.
MN: its hell.
DT: --)- you keep introducing new words here
DT: --)- should I start using more troll slang
MN: is it football.
MN: no sorry.
MN: i thought football was a universal constant of shit.
MN: or was it turkey.
DT: --)- I'm not exactly up to date on all of the trends to begin with
MN: right sorry gomen.
DT: --)- gomen
MN: SHIT.
MN: that
MN: also means sorry.
MN: that means the most sorry sorry you can ever utter.
MN: its worth like 3 grovels.
DT: --)- huh
DT: --)- that's a powerful sorry
MN: its supremely powerful.
DT: --)- I doubt I'll need to use it but I'll remember it for later
MN: like if it was to put it into words
MN: itd be like saying
MN: i fucked up. Â i really fukec up. Â i just. Â i fucked up. Â sorry. Â im fucked. Â i fucked up so bad. Â fuck.
MN: its a powerful word.
MN: anyway.
DT: --)- alright
MN: a turkey is this fatass bird thats ugly and has an ugly voice
MN: and it tastes fucking disgusting but people LOOOVE that shit on thanksgiving.
DT: --)- they eat meat that tastes disgusting
MN: juicy, dry, stuffed with its own innards, gutted; it literally does not matter because its all gross.
DT: --)- or is it just that you think it tastes disgusting
MN: i think that its disgusting but trust me
DT: --)- meat is meat bobi
MN: my opinion? Â pretty spot on with fucking turkey.
MN: no, meat is not meat.
DT: --)- meat is meat
MN: you telling me there isnt a difference
DT: --)- if it isn' meat what is it
MN: between some nasty ass looking bug crawfish
MN: and a steak.
DT: --)- of course there is
DT: --)- but it's all worth eating
MN: youre definitely wrong about that.
DT: --)- ha
MN: you could not PAY me to put a BUG in my mouth.
MN: i dont care if you call it a "fish" that is a BUG and its GROSS.
DT: --)- crawfish aren' bugs
MN: theyre DISGUSTING though.
DT: --)- although I don' eat a lot of them myself
MN: Â http://www.myspanishwells.com/PH0T0S/Lori_N/Live%20Crawfish.jpg
MN: that.
MN: near me.
DT: --)- delicious
MN: i would kill it if it invaded my space but i would not put that in my stomach.
MN: not delicious.
MN: it eats ocean trash that is nasty.
DT: --)- I'm not sure about humans but let me tell you
DT: --)- there are fucktons of trolls that eat only trash
DT: --)- sweets
DT: --)- junk food
MN: sweets are delicious.
DT: --)- I'd rather eat a million crawfish
MN: you are so crazy glacis.
MN: how about this.
DT: --)- than eat a single 'twinkie'
MN: ok twinkies are gross.
MN: and i dont think they entirely leave the body.
DT: --)- they're made of entirely unnatural substances
MN: but science is fucking beautiful i love what weve done.
MN: yes isnt it fantastic.
MN: we have made a food
MN: out of things
MN: we were never meant to smell
MN: much less put into our systems.
MN: science is fucking beautiful.
DT: --)- it's ingenious in an fucking retarded way, I'll give you that much
DT: --)- make edible material out of totally inedible crap
MN: right.
MN: literal trash.
MN: what has man/trollkind done.
MN: science, glacis, science.
DT: --)- I guess 'twinkies' are a constant
DT: --)- go figure
MN: lmao.
DT: --)- of all the things that would exist in two separate galaxies
MN: what else would weirdos everywhere flock to
DT: --)- it had to be the foodstuff that not even bacteria will touch
MN: as their favorite treat
MN: if not for twinkies?
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- you have a point
MN: me tho i prefer stuff with mint in it.
DT: --)- oh
DT: --)- as in your handle
MN: which i GUESS is natural.
MN: yeah.
MN: my handle is many levels deep.
MN: one of the few things
MN: 15 year old me (7 sweep old me) did right.
DT: --)- is it like troll newton
DT: --)- the scientist
MN: yes.
MN: and
MN: my rabbit mint.
MN: and
MN: fig newtons.
MN: thats four for 2 words.
MN: come on thats impressive.
DT: --)- that's not bad
MN: yours is pretty obvious tho right just the tracking hunter angle.
DT: --)- that's about it
DT: --)- I didn' think of any puns or anything
DT: --)- not that I think I need them
MN: yeah youre probably a little too serious minded for them.
MN: little me was a fucking TOOL though so that was totally her gig.
MN: i got off lucky with mintNewtons.
MN: i could have been something really fucking horrible thats not even funny like
MN: trololoLololo.
MN: what would that be?? Â ask 15 year old me.
MN: jfc she sucked.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- think of it this way, you could have put an xD in there
MN: oooooof.
MN: i dont think i was ever THAT bad.
MN: and if i was
MN: lets not talk about it.
DT: --)- dodged a bullet there, bobi
MN: dont i know it.
MN: i could be dead literally right now and id have to rely on someone to kiss me awake.
MN: because of
MN: past me.
MN: B\
MN: dying from her stupidity.
DT: --)- ha
MN: christ im thinking about this i dont even want to this is awful.
DT: --)- got a checkered past huh
DT: --)- tends to happen if you used the internet a lot as a wriggler
DT: --)- or child I suppose
MN: more like dark and without redemption at all.
MN: yeah i guess.
MN: im sure ill be embarrassed about 17 year old me in 3 years too so its whatever.
MN: assuming im alive in 3 years.
MN: which, well.
MN: lets just hope lmao.
DT: --)- so like 1 and some sweeps right
DT: --)- that's a ways away
DT: --)- let's hope we make a new universe by then or whatever the fuck it is we're supposed to be doing
MN: yeah who the fuck knows.
MN: honestly id just be impressed if no one was dead for GOOD by then.
MN: and andi says im impossible to impress.
MN: wait shit no thats right that IS impossible.
MN: silly me.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- not sure why she's bothering with trying to impress anyone
DT: --)- but as long as shit gets done
DT: --)- who am I to complain
DT: --)- anyway I guess I should get going
DT: --)- gotta alchemize more shit and stuff
MN: sure sure.
DT: --)- and maybe try going through that portal
MN: tell me how the wings work if you try using them.
DT: --)- will do
MN: be careful out there.
MN: etc etc.
DT: --)- yeah
MN: maybe ill bug andi some more.
MN: i bet shes cooled down.
DT: --)- don' get yourself killed with the flying machine
DT: --)- and probably
MN: i wont lmao.
DT: --)- ha
DT: --)- later, bobi
MN: and if i do
MN: ill make someone else kiss my corpse.
MN: see you glacis.
DT: --)- great
DT: --)- bye
-- dauntlessTracker [DT] ceased pestering mintNewtons [MN] at 16:27 --
