#minimouse

For him? Badly.

Su Han: Aha! The Miracle Box is left unguarded! I knew that child was ill fit for—

(Something hits him in the back of the head. He picks it up. It's a red and black polka-dotted ball.)

Su Han: (Turns around) What?!

(He turns around to see....little versions of the child heroes. As...child playthings?)

Su Han: What is this?!

Littlebug: (Observes the INTRUDER, preparing weapons in case of attack)

Chaton: (Frowns at the big meanie man, doesn't know who he is or why he's there but already doesn't like him)

Minimouse: (Holds up hands to Mister, asking for the ball back)

Su Han: Begone! (Kicks Minimouse away)

Minimouse: (Falls, looks up, looking sad)

Su Han: Do not get in my way! I am taking the Miracle Box and that is that!

(He turns to where the Box is only to find Minimouse sitting on top of it.)

Su Han: (Looks back down to floor where he had just kicked Minimouse)

Minimouse: (Looks up at him tearfully)

Su Han: (Looks back at Box and sees the Minimouse is also there)

Minimouse on top of Box: (Hiss)

(Hissing starts to fill the room as he realizes those two aren't the only Minimouse...Minimice.)

Minimice: (Start to appear, all hissing, all angry)

Su Han: Wait. WAIT!

Chaton: (Stares)

Littlebug: (Covers Chaton's eyes)

Minimice: (Converge on Su Han)

Su Han: (Girly scream)

(Fifteen minutes later)

Marinette: (Enters through trapdoor with cookies) Sorry it took me so long, the bakery was really busy. But I brought you guys some snacks! Have you been behaving?

(Marinette fully enters the room to find Su Han tied up and sitting at a little table where Minimouse, Littlebug, and Chaton are also seated at table set up for a tea party.)

Su Han: (Glaring at Marinette, though the effect is somewhat ruined by the bonnet he's wearing as well as the duct tape over his mouth) MMPH!

Marinette: (Stares flatly at Su Han) I see. (Sets the cookies on the table and speaks sweetly) Enjoy your tea party! (Leaves)

Dolls: (Wave at Marinette as she leaves)

Su Han: (Struggles more)

Minimouse: (Pouts at him for shaking the table as she's trying to drink tea)

Littlebug: (Reaches for a cattle prod)

Minimice hidden around the room: (HISSS)

Su Han: (Reluctantly stops)

Littlebug: (Sets the cattle prod aside....for now)

To Chat Multimouse isn’t “off limits” as a returning hero she’s just a riskier option for the reasons they were avoiding Ryuko and Queen B

He knows the dangers but if she was able to avoid Miracle Queen and is only known by himself and Ms. Mendeleiev then it certainly wasn’t that big of a risk right? Like it’s still a risk but they just need to play it safe.

So naturally he thinks they should deploy her using the best of her stealth skill set as a tiny one person infiltration team.

He tries to bring it up to Ladybug and she’s obviously against it but he’s got a pout about the stealth so she says she’ll consider it.

Cue Marinette at home one night trying to sneak in a snack without waking the house, uses her multimouse powers to stage a 12 minimouse raid on the fridge at midnight to steal like 5 graham crackers to share between herselves

Cue Chat catching her out on the roof celebrating her successful heist with herselves

Chat asking why she has her miraculous again

Marinette panics and says it’s to practice the stealth at home and Ladybug will be back for it in the morning most likely

So Chat propositions to take the minimouses other places to practice

The first place she “infiltrates” is the school, she doesn’t have a goal but she steals a lost button, a locker key, and some pencils

They do a few other things on other nights, “stealing” lost change and such tiny things from places all over town, they have to carry anything bigger than a phone like the ark of the covenant and it’s useful that she’s a team

Eventually it’s to the point where Chat has offhandedly mentioned Gabriel Agreste’s office wall safe and now wants multimouse to break into that and she’s against it until he mentions that’s where the miraculous grimoire was and that she might be able to get something from that that’d make Ladybug proud

Cue Multimouse stealing the Peacock broach out from under Hawkmoth and learning exactly where to go for the next one

Multimouse going all Oceans 11 planning a heist where every member of the heist is herself

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Bonus:

When someone catches the multimouses mid heist

Based in the fanfic Mominette: Changes of @nobodyfamousposts

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