I have a headcanon that heavy named his guns not after russian girls, but actually after medic's crossdressing personas.
Let me explain.
Before medic was a doctor he was a crossdresser and a ballerina at the same time. Medic crossdressed as a lot of girls in his role play with heavy, but he named his guns after only 6 out of 57 personas he did.
Svetlana: medic's maid persona. He's wearing a pastel pink and white strapless maid outfit and a bottom pigtail wig.
Oksana: medic's princess persona. He's wearing a off shoulder lolita dress with a bonnet on his head.
Sheila: medic's geisha persona. He's wearing a pastel pink and white off shoulder kimono, a traditional Japanese geisha makeup, and he gave himself a geisha hair and not a wig.
Natasha: medic's milk maid persona. He's wearing a strapless pastel pink and white swiss dress with cute stockings and light pink shoes, along with that he's wearing a blonde braided wig. He's pretending to be swiss despite being 100% indigenous bavarian.
Sasha: medic's apron housewife persona. He's wearing only pink panties, cute bavarian stockings, and a cute apron.
And lastly, katyusha: medic's bride persona. Medic wearing his strapless wedding dress, a traditional bavarian flower crown, and cute cloves.
This is a headcanon that is probably true. I really hope you like it!!! Heavy just pretends to not be married to heavy because of homophobia, and also he pretends to argue with medic, who has memory loss and ptsd. Medic is so scared by the fact heavy is pretending to break up with him, it was so realistic he cried. Heavy apologized to him, he said that he pretends to be homophobic so people won't harrass him, but medic took it too seriously, and told him that it was hurtful. Heavy later told medic that he named his guns after 5 of his personas that he did to him before he was forced to move to rothenburg, austria, and then medic was so happy that heavy remembered his roleplaying in bed that they used to before banging.
Then they hugged and he told the team about it. At first they hated it, but after they heard their backstories they felt bad and hugged them.
Cute headcanon, isn't it?
Here's a sketch I made for this.
tf2 medic is a fabulous princess!!! Heavy said...
